Coffee Shop

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"Hey sweetheart."

"Charlie."

"What are you doing Friday night?"

"I have a boyfriend."

"I asked what you were doing Friday night not please fuck me."

"Oh, sorry."

"It's okay, most people are it the wrong way when dudes ask girls what they're doing on the weekends... Why did you gasp?"

"Because you are actually being a nice human being for once! This is a memorable day!"

"Don't get ahead of yourself."

"And then it a shatters into a pile of nothingness."

"Can I have a black coffee please?"

"Sure."