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TEN PARTS OMFG D: xD

"First day omg Aisley now we can talk for ages!"

"Did you really just say 'omg'?"

"Yeah and I sounded fab as fuck when I said it."

"Watching you pretend to flip hair across your shoulder is the funniest thing I have ever witnessed."

"Ha, I bet the death of your virginity was even funnier."

"Wrong time, wrong time."

"Ugh, shush it's only Wednesday, it isn't like there's a lot of people in this place."

"Yes but-"

"No buts. Heh, no buts."

"You are so immature."

"Get used to it sweetheart."

"Oh Lord not this again."

"What's wrong, sweetheart."

"Stop, I feel mentally and physically uncomfortable when you're this close."

"Who doesn't want this fine piece of piano playing ass?"

"You play piano?"

"Yeah, it's fun."

"Are you good?"

"I don't know, it isn't like I do music as a profession unlike some people."

"Please stop emphasising stuff."

"Sorry sweetheart, no can doodly doo."

"'Doodly doo?'"

"Blame my Grandma."

"Awh, is 'ittle Churlie embarrassed?"

"Stop pinching my cheeks!"

"That would sound extremely weird if people didn't know what we were just talking about."

"Huh, I guess it would."

"Oh sorry for the delay sir how can I help you?"