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One day a father was outside with his tree daughters.

One of them came up and said "why did you name me leaf"

He said "when you were born i brought you outside and a leaf fell on your head."

The second daughter came up and said "why did you name me snowflake"

The dad said "when you were born i brought you outside and a snowflake fell on your head."

The 3rd daughter came up and said "herr durr de herr"

The dad said "will you please shut up cinder block"

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 25, 2017 ⏰

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