Three men went to Las Vegas
After losing their money at the blackjack tables, the best friends decided to stay off the strip in a not so lavish hotel
The guy that owned it had 18 daughters.
The first man went up to they’re father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
The father said "no but you can sleep with the pigs."
The second man went to the father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
The father said " no but you can sleep with the cows."
The third man said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
The father said "yes."
In the morning the three men and the father had a conversation over breakfast
The first man said "I slept like a pig"
The second man said "I slept like a cow"
The third man said "I felt like a golfer"
The father asked, "why?"
He said, "cause I got my balls in 18 holes"
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