The Akatsuki, In My House? [DISCONTINUED]

Chapter 1 REVISED: Kitties

Chapter 1: Kitties
3rd POV

Droplets of water poured down like bullets on the battlefield. Racing to a friend's house, three women ran like ninjas through the rain. Through the mist, a large box-like shape formed in front of them. The trio grew suspicious of the shape, and scanned the area for anything out of the ordinary. Not noticing anything suspicious, but the box, they move towards it with caution. The blonde woman picked up a soggy stick and poked the box a single time. Earning a mewl in return from inside.

"Hey, what's up with the box?" She said poking it again, earning an unapproving look from the red haired woman and the raven.

"Don't know," the redhead replied, turning to the raven, "mind checking?" The raven narrowed her eyes at the two in front of her, only to earn a small smirk in return from the blonde.

"Hn," The raven glared, and approached the box to check the box's contents. The one other hooded women followed her to the box. Each reaching into their pockets for the pocket knives they keep on their person at all times, they stop in front of the box-shaped item. With ease, the raven slashed opened the box with her own knife. All 3 sets of eyes widened in shock. Inside the soggy, cramped, cardboard box were eleven cats. Each with human like features.

"What. The. Fuck." Was the ginger's remark.

-before the incident in the Akatsuki base-

"DEIDARA-SENPAI! DEIDARA-SENPAI!" Tobi's echoing child like yells were heard across the entire base. "LOOK WHAT TOBI FOUND ON HIS MISSION!" Tobi excitedly exclaimed, as he came bounding into the living room, tripping over his own feet and spilling the strangle liquid vile he had found all over the his fellow Akatsuki.

"WHAT THE FUCK TOBI! YOU SON OF A B--!" Hidan's rampage was was cut off, as he and the other members were knocked out cold, hitting the ground with several resounding thuds against the floor.

=°=

When Pein had awoke, he noticed that he, with his underlings, were all in a tight, and dark place. "Tobi," Pein's voice called out, awakening all the other members. "What did you do?"

"Well, Tobi found this vile of liquid in a store Zetsu-San and Tobi passed by while on a mission. The vile said Ninja Cats, so Tobi thought it summoned ninja cats! Tobi's sorry though."

Pein looked down at his palm, which was now a fuzzy, orange paw, and asked Tobi angrily, "Tobi, do you see what did the liquid di-," his ears perked up at the loud pound of footsteps. He then quickly boomed, "Akatsuki, we are now cats. I hear people approaching. Do something to catch their attention." All the kittens nodded and yelled as loudly as they could. Unbeknownst to them, their shouts turned out to be loud meows to all other life forms around them.

"Hey, what's up with the box?" Someone said, most presumingly female as the voice was higher pitched.

"Don't know, mind checking?" Yet another person, again presumably female, said in response.

"Hn." Yet another person. All the Akatsuki looked up as water began to fall down on their heads. Their eyes widening as they looked at three teenage girls, with knives, staring at them.

"What. The. Fuck... Wait... KITTIES!!!! Aw look at them! They're just so fuzzy!" The blond shouted, beggining to fangirl over the Akatsuki cats.