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oh look .

its your fucking lover






















kath


























































britney's pov:








im cooler than u


































PART ONE.






HOW MIEGO WOKE UP FROM THE FUCKING DEAD













nobody's pov:












iTS KAFF CHEESUS: WAKE UP FUCK FACE ITS THE MORNING

WHAT IS THE MATH SUM: WAKE THE FUCK UUUUPP

HALA FCBARCELINA: WHERE TF IS THE FRIDGE I CANT SEE IT

is that you, or my stomach: BROUGHT CORNSTICKS BITCHES

rip. 4-0: NOW WATCH ME WHIP NOW WATCH ME NAENAEDDSSSCKDO

DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING GIROUD: WTF IS IN YOUR NOSE

SAMCARD: AYE WHY IS MAY WITH THIS UGLY SHIT

diego's lover that needs a bible: I DONT APPROVE

LOOOOOLINA: hey i found ham in thE- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT UGLY FAG DOING WITH YoU InTHE SAME ROOM

imma talia to run before i hit you with this cornstick: guys they're not even in the same bed omg

uncle ellie and auntie sam: WTF MAY HES MINE

sam: um ellie no. hes mine

lona: here we go agaaaaaiiinnnnn

ellie: YEAH RIGHT IM HIS SOULMATE

sam: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT

ellie: BECAUSE IM ELLIE NOW STFU

kath: hey tal can i have some cornsticks

sam: IDC IF YOURE ELLIE HES MINE

talia: yea sure i made them!!

dado: EXCUSE ME LADIES.

anna and elsa: WHAT

dado: CAN YALL PLEASE CHILL YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN ASSES ITS BLOWING GAS.

tthey are twens: ugh fine we'll stop.

dado: good.

dado: BECAUSE HES MINE.

*both gasps*

barney's family: WTF ARE YOUT ALKING ABUT

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 23, 2015 ⏰

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