49 silly excuses + 49 sillier drawings = 1 extremely silly little book.
Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to get away with not tidying their bedrooms. With an illustration for each haphazard attemp...
"Help! There's a spider¹ under my bed. It's teasing me because I'm too scared to play Scrabble², Go Fish³, Snap⁴, Twister⁵, Hungry Hippos⁶, Battleships⁷ and Guess Who⁸⁹¹⁰ . . .
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. . . and then it called me Floccinaucinihilipilification¹¹. AAAAAARGH!"
¹Arachnophobia - fear of spiders.
²Verbophobia - fear of words.
³Ichthyophobia - fear of fish.
⁴Ligyrophobia - fear of loud noises.
⁵Chromatophobia - fear of colours.
⁶Phagophobia - fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.
⁷Arithmophobia - fear of numbers.
⁸Peladophobia - fear of bald people.
⁹Pogonophobia - fear of beards.
¹⁰Xenophobia - fear of strangers or foreigners.
¹¹Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - fear of long words (and hippos).
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