#27. The Military Coo Excuse

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"While you have been busying yourselves with everyday life I have been raising an army, a Bathroom Army. I DECLARE WAR! . . .

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. . . Octopus of Terror, capture my spotty sisters room. Rubber Ducky Regiment, lay siege to the kitchen then sweep through the downstairs kingdoms. I shall lead the Toothbrush Squadron and the Bleach Canons to the Throne Room and take this Household as mine."



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This is probably my favourite excuse. In my opinion, the sillier the excuse for not tidying your bedroom, the better!!!

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