"While you have been busying yourselves with everyday life I have been raising an army, a Bathroom Army. I DECLARE WAR! . . .
. . . Octopus of Terror, capture my spotty sisters room. Rubber Ducky Regiment, lay siege to the kitchen then sweep through the downstairs kingdoms. I shall lead the Toothbrush Squadron and the Bleach Canons to the Throne Room and take this Household as mine."
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This is probably my favourite excuse. In my opinion, the sillier the excuse for not tidying your bedroom, the better!!!
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49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom
Humor49 silly excuses + 49 sillier drawings = 1 extremely silly little book. Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to get away with not tidying their bedrooms. With an illustration for each haphazard attemp...