"Rule 179 in 'The Good Parenting Guide' clearly states "when telling your daughter to go and clean her bedroom you must place your left hand on you hip, point to the bedroom with your right hand, and shoot lasers through your eyes burning two holes in her soul . . .
. . . now go upstairs, learn this guide off-by-heart and practice, practice, practice. I'll be in my messy bedroom when you're ready."
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