Hello
I'm a potato
A kawaii potato
Sorry, just felt like introducing ma self in a James Bond style! Yay
I'm actually Paris the Potato, and today I'm on a school trip to London with the AFKP (Acadamy for Kawaii Potatoes).
It should be fun.
Should.
But it won't be
Personally, I have never really enjoyed school trips because it involves a lot if bum-jumping (the potato equivalent of walking) which I am not very good at.
Oh no. We're going on the UNDERGROUND.
*Dramatic music plays*
I HATE the underground!!! I always get lost and it is to stuffy and claustrophobic down there. Also, I don't like it because it confused the mash outta me.
I mean
HOW DO THEY GET WIND IN AN UNDERGROUND TUNNEL!!!
We have left the AFKP and are bum-jumping to le underground station. At least I can't get lost when surrounded by ma friends.
Update coming soon.
YOU ARE READING
The Diary of a Lost Potato
RandomParis the Potato is on a trip to London but gets terribly lost on the underground. This is the diary she kept, keeping track of her thoughts. Hope you enjoy. :)
