My Immortal || The Worst FanFiction of History || [With Commentary.]

[Chapter Twenty-Three Through Twenty-Six] || With Written Commentary. ||

God help me...

Chapter 23.

AN: dhut da fok up biches!1 ur jus jelos [Yes, we are made out of jello. We are so jelly.] koz I gut 10000 reviowz!1 [You know something? Their all horrible reviews! Woo!] fangz 2 raven 4 da help n telin me bout da boox gurlu rok letz go shopin 2getha! [Let's not and say we did.]

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The door opened and Proffesor Rumbridge and Cornelia Fudge stomped out angrily. Then Dumbledum [Dumbledore. Dumblydore. Dumbledork. Dumbledum. How.] and Rumbridge sawed us. [Welcome to SAW, everyone.]

"MR. WAY WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!" [Beep? Huh?] Rumbridge shouted angrily. Dumbledore blared at her.

"Oops she made a mistake!" [Everything written here is a mistake.] he corrupted her. "She means hi everybody cum in!" [Cum in where? Your ass? Your eye balls? Your ears?]

Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Darkness and Draco and opposite B'loody Mary. Crab and Goyle started 2 make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like Ville Vollo. [Who the fuck is that?] I eight [Eight? Ate? Wrong context.~] some Count Chocula and drank som blood from a cup. [Of fucking course.] Then I herd someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was.........Vampire! He and Draco were shooting at eachother. [Shooting? With what? Invisable guns?]

"Vampire, Draco WTF?" I asked.

"You fucking bustard!" [Bastard mixed mustard.] yelled Draco at Vampire. "I want to shit next to her!1" [Hah! Shit next to her? This isn't the bathroom.]

"No I do!" shouted. [I can't even.]

"No she doesn't fucking like u, you son of a bitch!" yelled Draco. [Shots fired.]

"No fuck you motherfucker she laves me not you!" shouted Vampire. And then.................. he jumped on Draco! (no not in dat way u perv) [And then they fucked all night long.] They started to fight and beat up each other.

Dumbldore yelled at them but they didn't stop. All of a sudden...... a terrible man with red eyes and no nose [Such a horrible man with no schnoz and crimson eyes. Oh my god!] flew in on his broomstick. He had no nose [That was stated already previously.] and was wearing a gray robe. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Britney that fucking prep started to cry. Vampire and Draco stopped fighting....I shopped eating [You shop eating? Well then.] ....Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent......................Volzemort! [-Giggles.-]

"Eboby [Sigh.] .....Ebony......." Darth Valer [Darth Valer..? Darth Vader? What the fuck? Kkkkkkk... Eboby, I am your Father..! Okay.] sed evilly in his raspy voice. "Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!" [Ooooh. Murder. -Grabs popcorn.-]

"Plz don't make me kill him plz!" I begged. [Noooooooooooooo.]

"No!" [Hah.] he laughed crudely. "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!" Then he flew away cackling.

I bust into tears. [Boohoo.] Draco and Vampire came to contort me. [Contortion. Good way to get into positions to fuck.] Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. [Gross and grosser.] I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Voldremot coming to kill Draco while Draco slit his wrists in a depressed way. [Wow, That's a great vision.]