Sleeping is my drug
My bed is my dealer
And my alarm clock is the police
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So True Relatable Posts
Random#237 in random waahhhh This book is supposed to be relatable like how I relate to Fergie singing the Star Spangled Banner when I'm singing in the shower. Note: I can't sing. jkjkjk i love you Fergie but that was a very very low part of your career.
Funny #167
Sleeping is my drug
My bed is my dealer
And my alarm clock is the police
