Lol this just popped up in my head, so imma give it a try.
Also, I just survived a whole MONTH of school.
Don't ask how.
Three words only: Friends, food, and Faye.
Also, Cheerleading tryouts are next week ! And I'm thinking about trying out !
These are the tricks I can do:
.Handstand
.Cartwheel
.Round-off
.Front flip (almost)
.Splits
And I can do the basic toe touch, hurtle, pike, half-t, full-t, buckets, candlesticks, right k, and left k.
So comment down below If I should try out ! (I'm In middle school btw)
Enjoy ! :)
M: Help me
Y/N: What's wrong ?
M: Well your daughter asked if i wanted a makeover , and i said sure
M: She said she was gonna "use pretend stuffs"
M: PRETEND STUFFS SHE SAID. PRETEND STUFFS"
Y/N: Matt, get to the point !
M: SHE DIDN'T USE PRETEND STUFFS
Y/N: So lemme guess, she put on some pretty pretty eye shadow with lipstick and eyeliner, and you're mad cause you look like girl ?
M: A MAN SHOULD NOT HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS
M: I LOOK LIKE I JUST WALKED THROUGH AN ULTA MAKEUP SHOP AND DECIDED TO TRY ON EVERYTHING !!
M: SHE EVEN CUT MY HAIR
M: WITH NON SAFETY SCISSORS !
Y/N: Oh c'mon, It can't be that bad
*sends picture*
Y/N: Oh well, never mind. I think we're gonna have to teach our little girl the rules for "makeover"
M: I TOLD YOU !
M: I LOOK CRAZY !
Y/N: Calm down, I'll be home In half an hour,
M: THAT'S WAY TOO LONG
M: SHE COULD COME AT ME WITH SOME MORE OF THAT CONTOUR STUFF IN FIVE MINUTES
Y/N: She's five , what's the worst she could do In half an hour ?
M: KILL ME. THAT'S WHAT SHE COULD DO.
M: I CANNOT DIE LOOKING LIKE A FAIRY PRINCESS
Y/N: We should have never had kids.
