Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

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Again huh? Constant f-bombs and racial slurs ( which all it really is is the n-word). Recycle and reuse I see. Reused garbage from your previous hit ( is that what you call it?) and stating that fans hate you and of course, the infamous trap queen and "letting them bands go." Negro who wants to hate on you? We're just criticizing and writing detailed reviews. Obviously; ( bdw, always talking about the strip club so ain't you cheating on yo trap queen. Letting bands go. What kind of screwed up relationship is that?!) nowadays the white women not only flock on people similar to how you act but they attempt to imitate you by proving that they have a ginormous arsh but ( WHICH THEY DON'T YOU HARLOTS. AHH, the open sea. See what I did there? Right: outdated term. Wrong: There were no black pirates back then during the age of plunder and invention of the idea of robbery, thievery, harassment, etc. Which eventually spread across the Americas and significantly impacted the government at the time meaning that there was no democracy and instead, totalitarianism was encouraged. FUN FACT: I was just kidding. Imagine if that did happenz. This just in, ahh crap! Are you serious?! The SOMALIAN GOLD DIGGERS I SHOULD SAY. Slaves in ships headed towards the Americas is another example. Am I right?). Aihh. Don't get why every song starts of with a snare drum and a bass. Black music is the definition I presume, said my cracker Holmes. Hatin? More like eff the police. "How we do," how general and ill-advised could you possibly be? Vague fool. Freaking dropout. The Little Nine from Arkansas in 1957. There you go, rap about that. Degrading BET's audiences' knowledge ( how degraded can it already get? Hyah!) Moreover, married to the money I also observe? You ******' censored. Money doesn't buy you happiness. Money doesn't grow on trees. More importantly, money doesn't wipe your arsh clean. I oughta wake ya ass up 'n point a ***** glock to your ****** teeth. We'll see if he needs either a dentist and/or security. Money only gets you so far. You 🏃🏿🔫👐🏾👐🏾💰rs and your dreams. Being wealthy is only limited in a vast array of options, depending on how you spend the greens. Ask me, I'm a financial expert always... at your side.¿

Money is power but it isn't the key to life. What you're teaching young 💩💩ggas on the street whom I happen to play basketball with is to be a dopehead who doesn't know how to drive along with cooking pies. You don't cook pies you bake them! Infuriating baboon.

Write about those experiences as opposed to you writers who want talk about.... Kissing my brown arsh. Aiih. Here's your homework for tonight, other than touching yourself of course, compare the garbage on Wattpad with my intro. Not only that but see if it meets what I'm talking about and repeat and reuse with that vile video. You'll be supposed just how many similarities you might have. Yadda, it's been a while since I've used that word.

America, America. We are united, we are free and we show our smiles with obligated glee. Not only you and me, but whoever the US happens to be involved with (The Middle East err..., got blown for a sec.) and the [bleeping/censored as my imaginary orchestra swiftly flourished and backs down suddenly] blaaaaaaaaackiiiiiineeeeeese!!!

Your lifestyle is driving people crazy. So why drive them to the state of mentally insane you turd. It's as if though you try to put emotion to your songs but we all know that that's the satisfied feeling of [drumroll]... That money and marijuana or "high grade," like how MJ suddenly went "dark" (which reminds me, go see Tropic Thunder. I haven't seen it because it's not on Netflix and it's rated 'r'... Hehehehehee! I'm a baby typing with my little rattle. I said it like a pedophile. and like how the movie industry is drastically going down too. Nothing inappropriate this time round. CGI, movies about the end of the human race every since the Mayans were wrong. Maybe they weren't. They could've predicted that tech could get advanced to a point where we all become lazy or that certain things are starting to go downhill...[This is where you comment🔫]