The Baby Incident

Really Young Justice

(Disclaimer: 1 i dont own young Justice just these ideas 2 i got all the Romanian from google which is nit always accurate so if im wrong forgive me I my self am 50% Romanian and only know three words.)

The Leaguers walked into the room Batman leading to see 7 kids sleeping on the couch.
Robin- 1
Zatanna- 1 1/2
Artemis- 3
Wally- 3
M'gann- 4
Conner- 4
Kaldur- 4

"What happened?" Super man asked quietly watching the kids. "The gas some how escaped turning them all into kids," Batman said inspecting the room.

The kids started to stir and the baby wonder was showing signs of a nightmare. Before mayhem erupted Batman picked up his bird and tried to wake him up softly but he failed and Robin woke up. The baby looked at Batman for a second before his crying started. The Bat tried to hush the bird but he was to late and the who team woke up.

"What happened?" Conner asked in a much higher voice then he had before. "haha you sound funny," a little M'gann laughed. "Why is wobin cwying?" Wally asked not able to pronounce his R's or C's. "Don't worry about it kid," Barry said messing up Wally's hair. "That gas I told you not to touch must of got out some how and turned you into kids," Batman said in his gruff voice which only made Robin cry louder. "Im going to go calm Robin down, Ill be back when he is asleep" Batman said. He walked out of the room cradling his crying bird. "Awe we gunna stay wike tis fowever? Artemis said real trying hard to pronounce her words. "No we will find a way to reverse the de-aging," Green Arrow said picking up the three year old. "PUT ME DOWN!" Artemis squirmed but was unsuccessful in getting down. "Will Robin be alright?" Asked a very small Kaldur. "Yes he will be fine," Aquaman assured.

(With Batman)
"Shhh, im right baby bird it's alright," Batman hushed taking off his cowl becoming Bruce Wayne. "Vreau mami și tati!" (I want mommy and daddy) Dick cried. "Știu, dar im aici și nu te voi lăsa , promit , calmează-te și du-te la somn" (I know, but im here and I won't leave you, I promise, just calm down and go to sleep) Bruce said wiping some tears. The baby slowly stopped with a hiccup and fell asleep. 'Good. He's asleep,'. Bruce thought. He put his cowl back on becoming Batman once again.

Batman walked back into the room with the baby in his arms. "Batman, I just thought of something," The flash said in a worried tone. "What?" He responded quietly not wanting to wake robin up. "Though three and up may be potty trained, I doubt our one year olds are," Flash said. He looked at robin, then at Zatanna who was holding on to the table for balance, how had he not thought of that. "Get diapers, now." Batman said sternly. With a flash he was gone.

"dose anyone know how to change a diaper?" Superman asked. The was a chorus of no's around the room.
All of the league then turn to the one person who hadn't said anything, he was focused on keeping Robin asleep for the adults had been quite loud.

"No, I don't, but barry does, so does agent A," Batman said in a hushed tone.

Next thing they knew, flash was in the room with two bags of diapers. Batman looked at the kids to make sure everyone was still there but Wally and Artemis were long gone, M'gann was playing with Zatanna, Kaldur was sitting patiently, and Conner was slumped in the chair looking bored.

"Roy go find Artemis and Wally, Barry, Since you're the only one who knows how, go put a diaper on Robin and Zatanna." Batman ordered "What! No!" The boys said in sync. "Keep your voices down, and Roy, Now. And Barry you only have to until I get agent A to come in so go before we have a big mess on our hands, and try to make sure you don't wake up Robin, Its not going to be easy getting him back to sleep."

Batman said glaring at them. Being smart enough to know not to make Batman tell them another time. Flash speed off with the the babies, and Red arrow went off to find Wally and Artemis "Black canary your on duty, we will switch different leaguers, Everyone else we going to have a meeting in the main room, canary tell flash when he comes out," Batman said then leaving. Black Canary stood there not able to respond before he left. She sighed. "Fun." She whispered sarcastically.

In the other room...
"Well what are we going to do? We have no baby stuff, No toys, milk, baby food, Zantanna has no one to take care of her, and we have no one  willing to change the babies! What is our plan Bruce?" GA said at speeds the flash might be impressed, for a non speedster. "Im going to call in Alfred to assist who ever is watching the kids that day, as for Zantanna, we could call in Dr. Fate, get him to let Giovanni go just until we figure out a way to reverse it," Batman said already getting ready to call them. "And if he refuses?" Superman chimed in. "Alfred will teach some one how to change a diaper, I doubt he say no though, Zatara won't allow him to." Batman replied.

He called up Alfred who said he would be there momentarily, then called Dr. Fate saying it was urgent but nothing else.

Flash zoomed in with one crying baby boy and a nonchalant little girl. "1 Im done, 2 Never ask me to do that again, 3 I woke up Robin, uh yea sorry," Flash said handing off the baby to his father and not really knowing what to do with the other one. Lucky for a certain speedster, Robin calmed down as soon as he was back in Bruce's arms with a few stray tears here and there along with a runny nose. Batman grabbed a tissue from his belt, which he kept in there from multiple reasons, and wiped his nose.
"Agent A, A03"
"Dr. Fate, 01" the zeta announced
First came out Agent A, He was in his normal suit and tie with a black mask hiding his eyes. Next Dr. Fate,

"Alfred the kids are in the other room take Zatanna with you please" Batman asked "Yes of course Master Batman, and support Master Robins head more" Agent-A replied taking Zatanna from Flash and holding her in a safer way then he was and walking to the other room. Everyone looked at batman shocked, did he just say please? And was he just told he was doing something wrong?! And he took the advice!
"Before you tell me what's wrong, I must ask, Why are you holding a baby, and why has my host body's daughter become small?" Dr Fate asked. "A chemical has de-aged them, we don't know how the chemical did this, but this is why we called you, we need Giovanni back, just until this problem is solved, we could use all the experience we can get," Batman said trying to look as menacing as he could while holding a baby.

He stayed silent for a while most likely talking to Zatara in his head.

"Zatara has given his word to put the helmet on again, so I shall give him to you for now," He said. Carefully he took off the helmet. "Is Zatanna alright?" Zatara said immediately. "Yes, shes in the other room," Batman said. They all followed Zatara into the other room.

"Daddy!" A little Zatanna said with the biggest smile. Agent A put her down and she ran to her father. "Hello princess," he smiled picking her up.

Roy walked over to Batman after he had finally found Artemis and Wally under a table eating cookies and Artemis yelling at him for eating to meany. "So what now?" Roy asked running a hand through his hair. "Honestly, I don't know" Batman said.

A/n
HAHA!! I did it! I had such writers block for this chapter!! I hope y'all liked it! Its a long one too!!! If you liked it don't forget to leave a big thumbs up! That would make me uber happy!! You should also check out my other stories!!! Or comment your fav YJ story!! I can't find anymore good ones!! Love ya!
Byeeeeeeë -tara