The Baby Incident

Shopping

A/n yea this is really late im really sorry! I apologize for the wait i had a ton of trouble coming up with ideas, if you have suggestions I'd love to hear them!! Enjoy!

It had been three days since the baby incident and the league had no idea how to fix this. It was early in the morning, 4:00 am and today Barry was watching them, the only reason he was up was because a certain little baby bird was hungry, and when you have a hungry, crying, baby who can barely speak and what he can say isn't English, you tend to get stressed.

Barry suddenly had so much more respect for the dark knight then before, he may of not know the baby bird at this age, he knew him when he was still young enough to throw a fit, and after this, he could only imagine what an eight year old fit was like.

Anyway, Barry was currently in Dick's room trying to calm him down. He walked him to kitchen and put him in a high chair they had bought yesterday, which idiotically is all they got, well they also got two bottles but that was it. 'What would a toddler want to eat? what can a toddler eat?' Barry though looking through the cabinets. Bananas maybe?
He cut the banana into small bite size pieces and tried to feed it to the boy. He put it in his mouth, then seemed to contemplate it in his head only to spit it out and cry louder.
"Shhhh, okay ill get you something else," Barry said hushing Dick so no one would wake up.

All the adults where home but him. Why he had voluntarily stayed overnight with toddlers all alone? The world may never know. Barry tried almost everything, key word almost, in the kitchen. Sighing, Barry gave it one last shot with a chopped up apple but it was fruitless (budum chh). Dick took the apple, looked at it then threw it at Barry continuing to cry. "What do you want!" Barry yelled instantly regretting his choice. Dick stopped with a hiccup, looked at Barry with a quivering lip and let out a blood curdling cry. Well now the day was about to start. First Wally sped in, pjs and all rubbing his eyes.
"Whats wong?" He asked.
"Robins hungry," Barry said trying to talk over the ear shattering screaming.
Next was superboy who was tightly covering his ears and almost in tears because of how much louder the screaming sounded with his super hearing.
"Shh to loud!" Conner yelled now crying. Barry was panicking, he frankly had no clue of what to do. Next came Artemis holding a pillow to her head but then giving it to Conner seeing he needed it more. Sadly it didn't make a huge difference.
Barry was trying to rock the baby and calm him down. Next came M'gann holding a sniffling baby Zatanna's hand followed by little Kaldur. Barry had no clue on what to do but make a call to batman at 4:30 in the morning. Looking around, it was his only option. Barry sighed rethinking his decision to have kids.

Barry looked at Kaldur, the team leader, who was comforting Conner  with M'gann.
"Kaldur, I have to make a call. Im taking Robin to the other room. Make sure no one does anything dumb." Barry said picking up Robin and speeding into the mission room.

Barry took out his phone and made the dreaded call.
"Barry do you have any idea what time it is!" Bruce yelled
"Good morning to you to, and yes, but your little bird is hungry and if you cant hear, crying his face off, I've tried everything," Barry said desperate.
"Milk?" Bruce said with no emotion.
"Almost everything," Barry said half smiling. "Go," Bruce said then hanging up.

Barry sped to the kitchen put Robin in his chair and put milk in the microwave. Waiting, he gave Robin a pacifier (why they had one in they cave? Who knows?), Batman said not too give him one but desperate times call for desperate measures.
Finally the microwave beeped. He Gave Robin the bottle who took it happily.
Barry smiled. "Haha, finally,"

10:00 am
Happy harbor Mt.Justice
April 4

After the who crying Robin fiasco, Batman decided Barry was no longer fit to take care of Robin so at 5:00 in the morning A very tried Batman in civvies and sun glasses came in with out a word, took his son out of Barry's arms and into his own. So now five hours later, the kids were all eating cereal while watching the Wiggles (if you don't know who they are then shame). "What are we going to do about clothing and things to keep them busy or prevent them from spilling stuff everywhere ......again," Barry said looking at Wally who was now just wearing his orange flannel shirt (is that what there called for guys?) that had been buttoned up, after lots of protest from the young speedster, because his undershirt was soaked in milk after running a bit too fast with a bowl of cereal and milk. Bruce looked at the young kids and held him self back from slapping Barry in the back of the head.
"Aren't scientists supposed to be smart? How else do you buy clothes and toys?" Bruce said giving Barry a tired bat glare, that was scary none the less.
"Ha, oh yea, shopping...yeaa," Barry said avoiding the bats glare.
"Ill call Diana, Dinah, Giovanni, and Agent A. They all volunteered to take the kids shopping," Bruce said taking out his phone.