Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel For Dummies (ON HOLD)

Willow's Quotes

"Just sitting here, watching our barren lives pass us by. Oh, look, a cockroach."

"I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you - for crawling across your face in the middle of the night"

"Yeah, you're the Slayer. We're, like, the Slayerettes"

"Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool or witty or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away"

"So he is a good vampire! I mean, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and 1 being someone who's...not."

"Weird'? It's against all laws of God and Man! It's...Cordelia, remember? Th-the We Hate Cordelia Club of which you are the Treasurer!"

"Let's get this straight. I don't understand it. I don't wanna' understand it. You have gross emotional problems. And things are not okay between us."

"Great, I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800-IM-DATING-A-SKANKY-HO"

"Well, I like you. You're nice, and you're funny, and you don't smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but...that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around either"

"Okay, somebody explain the whole 'He will suck the whole world into Hell' thing 'cause that's the part I'm not loving."

"It's bad bowling. It's a double date, with all of us, and they're gonna know! It's a very intimate situation. It's all sexy with the smoke and the sweating and the shoe rental..."
"Prince of Night, I summon you. Come fill me with your black, naughty evil."

"Well, the Slayer always says a pun or a witty play on words, and I think it throws the vampires off and it makes 'em frightened because I'm wisecracking, okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one but you try it every time!"

"I, I'm having all sorts of... I'm dating. I, I'm having serious dating with a werewolf. And, and I'm studying witchcraft and, and killing vampires. And I didn't have anyone to talk to about all this scary life stuff."

"Oz does not eat people. It's more werewolf play. You know, I bat you around a little bit, like a cat toy. I have harmless wolf fun. Is it Oz's fault that, you know, side effect, people get cut to ribbons, and maybe then he'll take a little nibble and... I'm not helping, am I?"

"It's like all of a sudden I'm not cool enough for you because I can't kill things with my bare hands"

"Oh, Buffy. Don't cry. I'm sorry. I was too hard on you. Sometimes I unleash. I don't know my own strength. It's bad. I'm bad. I'm a bad, bad, bad person"

"I don't need to say "oh", I got it before. They slept together"

"It's horrible. That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil, and skanky. And I think I'm kind of gay"

"It's a little binding. I guess vampires really don't have to breathe. Gosh, look at those"

"Strangely, I feel like staying at home... and doing my homework... and flossing... and dying a virgin"

"Buffy wouldn't just take off, th-that's just not in her nature. Except for that one time she disappeared for several months and changed her name, but there were circumstances then. There's no circumstances."

"I' Joan of Arc. I figured we had a lot in common, seeing as how I was almost burned at the stake, and plus she had that close relationship with God."

"I mean, you men. It's all about the sex! You find a woman, drag her to your den, do whatever's necessary just as long as you get the sex. I tell you men haven't changed since the dawn of time"
"Did we not put the "Grr" in girl?"

"He thinks she's sexy. He gets this blushy thing going on behind his ears. That's for me only"

"Oz, don't you love me?"

"Okay, say that I help. And you start a conversation. It goes great. You like Buffy, she likes you. You spend time together, feelings grow deeper, and one day, without even realizing it, you find you're in love. Time stops, and it feels like the whole world is made for you two, and you two alone. Until the day one of you leaves, and rips the still-beating heart from the other, who's now a broken, hollow, mockery of the human condition"

"I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars"

"Well, I'm not saying it's the key to her heart, but Buffy, she likes cheese"

"Then, talk. Keep eye contact. Funny is good, but don't be glib. And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun!"

"I know she's not over the whole Riley sleeping with Faith thing. You know what I mean - Faith's insides in Buffy's outsides, when her insides were out"

"It's complicated... because of Tara"

"No, you'd be wonderful in the Army. Do you think the umbilical cord between you and Anya will stretch that far?"

"You're Buffy's Watcher. I mean, in a fired way..."

"It's incredible. I mean, I am so juiced Giles, it's like no mortal person has ever had this much power. Ever. It's like I'm connected to everything."

"I am a she-witch, a very powerful she-witch - or witch, as is more accurate. I am not to be trifled with..."

"The coven is-- They're the most amazing women I've ever met. But there's this... this look that they get. Like I'm gonna turn them all into bangers and mash, or something. Which I'm not even really sure what that is"

"I'm less worried about hitting my thumb and more worried about going all black-eyed baddie and bewitching that hammer into cracking my friends' skulls open like coconuts"

"I'm not strong. I'm not an Amazon. I'm just me."

"From beneath you, it devours"

"This big evil that's been promising to devour us? Well, I think it's started chomping"

"I'm talking! Don't interrupt me! Insignificant man. I am Willow. I am death. If you dare defy me, I will call down my fury, exact fresh vengeance, and make your worst fears come true. Okay?"

"You put your old murder weapon in with our utensils?"