Zodiac signs - Book 1

The zodiac signs in hospital: "What happened to you?"

Aries: "I crashed my motorbike."
Taurus: This idiot forgot to stop me when I was crossing the road."
Gemini:"I'm here with my friend."
Cancer: I was cooking soup for my boyfriend and I spilt it all over me, now I've got third degree burns."
Leo: "Someone called me ugly, so I tried to punch them, but I missed and hit the brick wall."
Virgo: Um, I work here?"
Libra: "I had a panic attack."
Scorpio: "Somebody pushed me down the stairs."
Sagittarius: "This old lady was on her motor scooter, and she was going so slowly, I told her to hurry up, then she ran over my toe."
Capricorn: "I was working really late 5 nights in a row, and got sleep deprivation, then I passed out."
Aquarius: "I was walking my mermaid, then she pushed me down the well and I found myself in Narnia."
Pisces: I was concentrating and smashed into a wall, then got concussion."