Aries: Something fast... And red
Taurus: A Volvo
Gemini: Car? You mean two cars
Cancer: A family car
Leo: A limo... With a chauffeur
Virgo: An economic car. Virgo will have it clean and neat ready to drive everyone everywhere
Libra: Will not be able to make a choice and will end up riding with friends
Scorpio: Something in a dark colour... tinted windows. No one will know how it looks like inside
Sagittarius: What car? The sag is on the plane right now
Capricorn: A Mercedes Benz
Aquarius: The waterbearer takes buses and subways. Cars are for snobby people
Pisces: Doesn't matter. Pisces will always be too stoned to remember the parking spot
I have a Volvo V40!!! This is true for me lol.
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Zodiac signs - Book 1
RandomZodiac stuff from tumblr, Instagram and other websites. I don't own anything. Hope you enjoy it. Pls vote :) Nothing is meant to offend. And no hate comments pls ;) Just read and be entertained. Please check out my other book: Zodiac Signs -Book 2...
