TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.
MAY 29 1989. MY NAME IS LESTER . MY NAME IS LESTER.
I AM FINALLY 21.
I listened to my heavy metal song that me and my friends made for my birthday.
"Yo,Diggs this is rad," said Chase. My friends call me Diggs. Coz,when I was three I digged worms out the ground. And ate em. Well, actually. I don't know.
That story just sounds cool.
"Yeah, it is," said Mikey.
Mikey is an Italian dude.
He's been my friend since 6th grade after he beat the shit out of me and my mom paid him to be my friend.
But, eventually. We became actual friends. "Mikey, dude, my mom was yelling at me cause I didn't take the dog out. But, I couldn't cause it was a dolphin out there," said Chase.
Chase was a 38 year old perverted guy . He works at Stop N' Go. My favorite gas station. He's stuck in the 70s and he's a stoner.
YOU ARE READING
1989
RandomI don't know what happened. Just know if this is the end. I'm totally gonna bang your mom.
