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"And THEY SAY TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!"
"What is it with you and singing My Chemical Romance songs?"
"Oh, so you do know this band, you uneducated swine!"
"Yeah..."
"SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES AND STRIKE A VIOLET POSE!"
"Don't yell in my ear! Jesus Christ..."
"Sorry, I'm on an MCR rampage."
"Why? They broke up, like, in 2012."
"We do not speak of it!"
"But they did..."
"Hey, listen here, motherfucker. I had several people to kill before you but guess what you just got upgraded!"
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THEO DOES NOT UNDERSTAND OUR PAIN.
HE REALLY DOESN'T.
OH WELL.
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Breakup Helpline [#2 of the Helpline Trilogy]
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