Dr. August. [TMAD series.]

"Dr."

Dr. August sucked on a sucker and read his sports magazine's with his legs crossed like he always did, waiting on his next client. However, this next client was completely different. A teenaged girl, aged 13, walked inside of the place with a large camera and a microphone. She was a little thick with golden blonde hair. Dr. August shook his head and snatched his sucker out of his mouth.

"Mmm mmm little girl." Dr. August said as he pointed towards the door. "You're too young for an appointment."

"Oh, I don't want an appointment!" The girl said as she set her things up in the room. "I want to interview you on your job."

"Interview me about sex?" Dr. August laughed.

"Yah." The girl said as she sat in a separate chair in the room, holding the microphone to him. "So. What made you-"

"How did you even get here?" Dr. August snarled, scrunching his eyebrows at the girl.

"I told my older sister that I was seeing a therapist, so she dropped me off." The blonde girl giggled. "I lied, though. Hehe. I always hear her friends talking about you so I thought that I'd interview you."

"Oh no. No no no." Dr. August said as he placed his hand up. "This is a little inappropriate for you, dear. I'm sorry."

The blonde girl slumped her shoulders, looking off to the side.

"Nobody ever wants to be interviewed by me." The blonde girl sighed, looking down at the floor.

Dr. August couldn't help but to feel bad. He took a deep breath, then placed his hands over his face.

"Look, I'll let you interview me. But this is the only time." Dr. August demanded. "And no putting this on any websites, okay?"

"Alright!" The girl smiled as she placed her camera on the seat and aimed it at him.

The girl pushed the record button, then scooted a little bit into camera view so that she'd be able to see the both of them.

"Hi I'm Addy and I'm here interviewing the one and only Dr. August!" The girl cheesed, glancing at him. "He's a sex therapist!"

"Um.....hello?" Dr. August said, giving off a weird look and waving at the camera.

"So Dr. August, what inspires you to do this job?" Addy said in a serious tone. "Do you just love having sex?"

"Nah. Well, I love porn, but no." Dr. August said, shaking his head.

"Well what drives you?" Addy smiled.

"What drives me is making a woman feel like they can do whatever in the moment." Dr. August said in a serious tone. "There is nothing more satisfying then satisfying a woman sexually. Women are so amazing and just hearing them moan my name sends chills all over my body."

"Well what's so amazing about women?" Abby smiled.

"Women are more than just people. They're superhuman." Dr. August smiled. "Everything comes out of their vaginas. Blood, water, piss, people, all of that. How the hell can they manage to get all that by?"

"Well why'd you say that they were superhuman?" Addy smiled.

"Because they take so much shit and manage to keep smiles on their faces." Dr. August smiled. "They go through childbirth, periods every month, having to do their hair, getting prepped up, shave, etc. While us men sit back, have sex with them, and watch them go through 9 months and a delivery from hell. Then us men wanna wonder why they complain so much. That's why I do this so I can take them away from all of that. I love sending women off on a sexual journey."