Dedicated to @KatsunaSatsura - Thanks so much @KatsunaSatsura for these great comebacks! These made me laugh so much! I love getting comments from you guys, so please send in some more!
(This is first comeback is aimed at overweight people so sorry if this offends you)
Fat person: "What are you looking at?"
You: "The reason double doors were invented."
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Mean Person: "You stay away from me, got it?"
You: "Nope, dropped that bullshit like a hot potato."
Mean Person: "Why bullshit?"
You: "Cause you're a cow!"
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You: "You're something."
Dumb Person: "What?"
You: "Exactly..."
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