Best Come Backs And Insults

Comeback 90

Dedicated to Milk_Cream (ChocolateCookieCream). Thanks so much for these great comebacks! Keep the sassiness flowing! (=^_^=)

Person: "I HATE FAKE PEOPLE!" 

You: "Oh! I thought you were talking to yourself."

Person: "Calm your farm!" 

You: "If I could! There's an animal in there and it's you!"

Person: "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" 

You: "No, but it hurt a little climbing back from hell." 

Persone: O.o

You: "What are you thinking about?" 

Person: "How to put the letters U and I together." 

You: "Well luckily the letters N and O are already together."

Person: "Have sweet dreams of ME"  

You:**screams** 

 Person: "What happened?!" 

You: "I woke up from a nightmare!"

You: "Were you born in the toilet cuz you're Sh!t"

Person: "You're ugly!" 

You: "Puh-leez! I'm fabulous not a mirror!"