Me;''Are you dying?!? Do you need medical attention????''
Friend ;*Is lying on their bed rolling their eyes at me *
Me;''Are you dying???CPR CPR CPR CPR CPR CPR CPR CPR CPR CPR !*I am performing CPR on my friend while yelling CPR *
Friend; What are you doing !
Me ;Well you look like your dying!
Friend ; that's just my new tan!!
Me;'' ohhhhhhhhhh that's a tan I thought you were attacked by a mob of orange markers.
STAI LEGGENDO
a werido's guide to cool
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