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Jessi: once upon a time there was a prince of fuckery called jeon Wonwoo and he almost won the heart of the prettiest princess in the world but he never replied to her text messages so then she had to kiss a frog instead

Jessi: #Truestory

Jessi: #ObviouslyNotLying

Jessi: oh by frog i definitely mean your dick

Jessi: #Obviously

Jessi: bro

Jessi: homie

Jessi: pls

Jessi: love me

Jessi: how deep is your love ;)

Jessi: grab somebody sexy and tell'em HEY

Jessi: Give me everything tonight

Jessi: "somebody sexy" meaning me

Jessi: "hey" me

Jessi: say it

Jessi: say hey

Jessi: give me everything tonight ;)

Jessi: i might just give it to you boy you never know

Jessi: ;)

Jessi: you're missing a huge opportunity over here homie

Jessi: i won't give it to you later if you ask

Jessi: think about that

Jessi: i got a line of mofos wanting a piece of this ass

Jessi: but I'm giving it to you for a "hey"

Jessi: does that make me a cheap hoe

Jessi: dammit

Jessi: ok idc

Jessi: just answer me

Jessi: skipping school for 2 days is not cool

Jessi: i s2g boy

Jessi: just answer me dammit

Jessi: how hard is that

Jessi: and I'm not even talking about your dick ;)

Jessi: fine bYE then

Jessi: i won't text you anymore

Jessi: enjoy your life

Jessi: have a healthy long life

Jessi: jk get hit by a watermelon you asswipe

Jessi: and then get rammed by a buffalo horn

Jessi: (angry emoji) GOODBYE

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