NONE PEICE!!!

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This is my first parody that I like....even though I dont really like One Peice, Its....BITCHEN!! I'll write a short version of the script because....YOU.MUST.READ/WATCH THE DAMN THING! Oh ya, the scirpt im doing is episode 2 by the way.

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Luffy: Luffys log, Day thirty! Theres no food on this damn boat! I think I may be goin' crazy. Im starting to hear voices!

Colby:  Luffy, where exatly are we-

Luffy: HOLY SHIT!

Luffy: LAND!! Colby, were saved!

Colby: Oh no. Thats a Marine island!

Luffu: Who cares lad!

Colby: That particular navel base has caputred one of the most terrible pirates known to man!

Luffy: Jolly dippers's not that bad!

Colby: Oh No!

Luffy: I faced him before! (He mumbles something but I couldent get what it was.)

Colby: ZORO!

Luffy: Charlie'll bring terrists?!?!........*boat catches on fire*

Colby: *sweatdrop*............

Luffy: ..............*boats still on fire*

Colby: The boats on fire.

Luffy: We dont need no water let the mother f***** burn!

Colby: ............*sweatdrop*

Luffy: ..................

NEXT PART AND NEW SCENE~

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Randoms: Man- I killed a guy with my own teeth. Other Man- Now thats some bull shit.  Woman- Honey, I will kick your ass.

Luffy: Now this is my kinda place. Ah yesh, FOOD! *tosses money too old woman for a pear* *eats the pear* *spits it out* AW HELL NO!! GIMME BACK ME MONEY *woman tosses back money* I almost died back there, Colby.

Colby: Luffy, we should NOT be going tward the Marine base, Were already in huge trouble!

Luffy: NONSENCE BOY! I have too find out who this Zoro character is.

Colby: Luffy, im gonnu level with ya, I think my best bet is that I'll become a marine. All I gotta do is knock on this door and ask for a job.

Luffy: Screw doors lad! *tries too climb the wall* Follow me!

Colby: LUFFY WAIT!

Luffy: Oh my god Colby you'll never guess what im lookin at! Theyre filmen The Hangover 2 over here!!

Colby: Oh ya, how is it?

Luffy: *eyes burning* Its just like the first one!

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