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cutaepie: guys i think im gay

igotyesjams: ?????????????

cutaepie: i have a fcufkin crush on jeongguk

cutaepie: and i tried to make him touch my dick

twojung: why the fuck

cutaepie: isnt that what your supposed to say to make your crush like you????

twojung: no?????

cutaepie: ...

cutaepie: he still won't touch my dick

igotyesjams: im gone

twojung: do u think jeongguk will even date u

cutaepie: idk

twojung: hes like the straightest person in bangtan

cutaepie: make him a gay

twojung: how

cutaepie: idk

igotyesjams: ...anyways instead on talking about how to ask maknae out, what do you like about him instead

cutaepie: idk hes rlly cute and he's fuckin hot and hes perf boyfriend material

igotyesjams: ur fuckin gone for him lmao

igotyesjams: but thats so cute wtf u like him im so

twojung: tru

twojung: guYS

cutaepie: what

igotyesjams: what

twojung: i think namjoon wantst o fuck me

igotyesjams: WhY THe Fuc K

twojung: he was staring at my ass yesterday im so confuse

igotyesjams: um everyone stares at my ass and no one is gay for me????

cutaepie: did u have like converse shoes attached to your fucking ass

cutaepie: namjoon is fucking gone for converse anyways

cutaepie: IM SURE HE LIKES YOONGI!!!

igotyesjams: why would you say that

cutaepie: because his ideal type is someone who has pale skin, a nice voice and looks good in a white shirt, jeans and red converse

cutaepie: yoongi: *has pale skin* *has a nice voice* *looks good in a white t-shirt, jeans and red converse*

igotyesjams: wtf

igotyesjams: ok i gtg

twojung: ....

twojung: he gon kill namjoon

cutaepie: rip in pieces @ namjoon

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idK WHAT THIS IS LMAo