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cutaepie: i had a dream that namjoon was a wise, drunk centaur but he turned into a mermaid and tried to seduce me

cutaepie: he bit my head off

themins: who asked

igotyesjams: so was it...a wet dream?

themins: honestly. close your mouth

igotyesjams: i am using my thumbs to communicate with you

handsomepigjin: yogo

themins: what is it

handsomepigjin: go fuck yourself

themins: ????????why

handsomepigjin: you asscrack why did you send the pics of me confessing

cutaepie: about what

igotyesjams: I feel so left out

therealkooker: the old men got their own clique?????

handsomepigjin: fffffFFUCK OFF YOU FETUS CHILD

therealkooker: k chill

twojung: why didn't you just confess about that something in that bts run episode?

handsomepigjin: because it's only meant for yoongi and yoongi only

handsomepigjin: and he fucking EXPOSED ME

handsomepigjin: yah, yoongi

themins: what

handsomepigjin: you're so shitty, you should be called salt, because suga is false advertisement

cutaepie: OOOOHHHH MMMYYYYY GGGGOOODDDD

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ooo I wonder what the little secret is
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has anybody seen namjoon?