What A Life?! ~An Akatsuki Humor Fanfic~

Diedara's Dare

I'm sorry!!!!!!!! :(
It's been sooooo long, but good news! I'm finally done with high school and now I'm heading towards college!:D
So summer break and more stories to update.

Akatsuki: FINALLY!!!

Me: X(

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-Recap-

Aoi: So Deidara, truth or dare?

Deidara: *grumbles* ....dare.

I smiles evilly already knowing what song he is going to sing.

Aoi: You get to sing....

-Back to the Present-

Aoi: You get to sing.... Imma Barbie Girl! >:D

Deidara: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?

Everyone started laughing, knowing that I was going to pick that song for him.

Aoi: ....wait there's more! >:)

Deidara: -_-' .....what could possibly me more embarrasing than me singing that rediculios song?

Aoi: Wait right there~!

I quickly got up from my seat and dashed into my room, grabbing something off my closet, and bringing it to the gang while hidding the surprise behind my back.

Aoi: I double dare-no-triple dog dare you to sing barbie girl while wearing this dress >:3

I showed him the pretty sparkly, VERY pink dress. (see the picture on the side)

The gand couldn't take it and laughed like crazy, especially Hidan and Kisame.

Hidan: Now! you'll definite look like one of those plastic barbie dolls! XD

Deidara: O///////////O ...why me? Why!?

I quickly dragged Deidara to a room, and forced him to change into the pink dress.

Aoi: Wow Deidara! You definitely look like a girl......hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Deidara: -//////////- ...What did I DO to deserve this!?!?!?

Aoi: Life Deidara...it's life. :)

I dragged Deidara out of the room, more like dragged him by the feet to get him out of the room.

I heard the guys-mostly Hidan and Kisame- whistling at poor Deidara.

I handed him the microphone and got the song ready.

Aoi: Ready, Dei-Da! (<-His girl name :3)

Deidara: Ready as I'll ever be...[Someone just kill me now! -^-  *cry, cry, weep weep* ]

I started the song and sat back down near Itachi.

-Play the song-

Hiya BarbieHi Ken!Do you want to go for a ride?Sure Ken.Jump in.
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie worldLife in plastic, it's fantastic.You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.Imagination, life is your creation.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie worldLife in plastic, it's fantastic.You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.Imagination, life is your creation.
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world,Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly.You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamor in pink,Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.You can touch,you can play,if you say "I'm always yours"
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie worldLife in plastic, it's fantastic.You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.Imagination, life is your creation.
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please,I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees.Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch,you can play,If you say "I'm always yours"You can touch,you can play,If you say "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie worldLife in plastic, it's fantastic.You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.Imagination, life is your creation.
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie worldLife in plastic, it's fantastic.You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.Imagination, life is your creation.
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
Oh, I'm having so much fun!Well Barbie, we are just getting started.Oh, I love you Ken.

-Song Ended-

Deidara: There! I'm done! Happy now Aoi!? >.<

Aoi: Very~!

I said while hiding my camera away from Deidara.

Itachi: You recorded the whole thing.

Aoi: Every single thing. X3

Deidara came back with a plain black shirt and black pants.

Aoi: [Since when did he left and change his clothes? Maybe he's a ninja? OMG there is a ninja in my house!!! O.o ........................................................................................................Wait a minute..........................I'm a ninja and this isn't my home...........................Sometimes I'm not the brightest in the group, actually I'm brighter than Tobi...................Is that a good thing?.......................Oh well, it's now Deidara's turn to choose :3]

Aoi: Alright Deidara it's your turn, who are you going to choose?

Deidara looked between Hidan and Kisame, who were both sweating.

Hidan & Kisame: [Don't pick me! Pick the idiot!]

Deidara: I choose ......

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Hidan & Kisame: CHOOSE ALREADY (JASHIN)!!!!!!

Deidara: ........Orochimaru!

Kabuto: WHAT!!!

Orochimaru: HUH?!?!

Hidan & Kisame: YES!!!

Tobi: TOBI!!!!

Aoi: AOI!!!!! :D

Itachi: Aoi please don't shout near my ear.

Aoi: Sorry sweety -_-'

Deidara: Truth or Dare Orochimaru?

Orochimaru: ......truth, no way am I picking dare if it's you. Though I'm not as scared as what Aoi would do to me.

Orochimaru is glaring and me and I stuck my tounge out like a little kid.

Orochimaru: Immmmmmmaturrrrrrre brrrrrrrat.

Aoi: Ugly Michael Jackson duplicate.

Deidara: So Orochimaru.........

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CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!

Have any questions for Orochimaru? Tell me by commenting and I will decide who will i use and dedicate the next chapter to :D