So....... i have no excuse really..... sorry for the long wait~?
But here is the first part of Hidan's dare!!!
Get ready to laugh your ass off!!! >X3
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Aoi: Hidan your dare is......
Suddenly Deidara jumped up front his seat on the ground.
Deidara: Aoi wait! I got the perfect dare for him!
Aoi: Do tell Deidara!
Hidan: I feel like they're secretly plotting my death -_-,
Deidara whispers something to Aoi's ears and she...... did a cheshire grin.
Aoi: Deidara. You have bought yourself a one free ticket of being off my 'bucket list'.
Deidara: Wait, I was on your bucket list!? o.o
Aoi: Whoops shouldn't have said that out loud ...... anyway~ Hidan!
Hidan: H-Hai! {Fuck I stuttered!}
Aoi: Your dare shall be.....
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to kiss Deidara's ass!
Hidan: WHAT!!!! O.O
Deidara: WHAT!!!!!
Tobi: Haha! Aoi said ass! CX
Everyone else: O^O
Aoi: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! XD
Deidara: Aoi! That's not what I told you!
Aoi: I know! I just wanted to mess around with Hidan! ;p
Hidan: I'm going to slowly murder you in your sleep one day! Aoi!
Aoi: Good luck trying to pass my shields!
Tobi: You have shields Aoi!
Aoi: Yep! Its names are Weasel & Mr. Smurf. And as back up I have Steve! >:)
Itachi & Kisame: -_-' {We are nothing more than play toys to her.}
Orochimaru: So what's Hidanssss dare Aaaoi?
Aoi: Hidan! Your real dare is.....
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I triple dog dare you to give — a lap dance!
Hidan: F***** YOU!!!! I'M OUT! PEACE B****es!
Aoi: Hold it there masochistan!
Aoi grabs Hidan around his legs, making him fall, before he can leave the room.
Aoi: If you don't do the dare I will get sad. And you don't want to know what happens if I get sad. Do you? -stares at Hidan with a murderous and yet disturbingly sad aura around her-
Pein: Its better to get it over with Hidan.
Hidan: {Fuck my life!}
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Part 2 will be up as soon as Hidan gets the b**lls to stop being a drama queen! XD
Thank you for sticking and waiting for so long my lovelies~!
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FanfictionThis story is about a girl the Akatsuki found and took her in. Her name is Aoi Kasai, which means Blue Fire. Yes, she can control Blue Flames. As the girl struggles living with the Akatsuki, she is also having fun hanging with them. Or not. Read on...
