6. Shopping Trip

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Shopping Trip

On a shopping trip last year, my wife sent me to find shoes for her to try on with pants. I settled on black stilettos and on my way back to the trial rooms, I picked out a revealing lingerie set.

I slid the shoes under the door and lowered the lingerie in from the top, saying, “I wouldn’t complain if you tried this on, too.”

A few moments later, my wife stepped out of a different room. She must have noticed my stunned look. “The light was better in this one,” she said. “Did you find any shoes?”

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