Supper
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
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Husband And Wife Jokes
HumorHello !! This is a collection of husband and wife jokes which I love very much. Husband and wife jokes will never fail to put a smile on your face. So enjoy !! :D :D Disclaimer : I do not own any of the content. All the jokes here are for entertainm...