Start of wierdness

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I ran as fast as I can to the rooftop. Fast fast fast!!! I keep telling to myself the same thing. Yes yes yes! I can see the light already!
When I opened it.
"Too bright!" I accidentaly blurted out.
"Yo." Xi calmly said to me while looking at the skies.
"You!-- Cheater! You ran imediently before I can go!" I pouted a bit. Then he gently put his index finger to his lips
"Shh~. The skies are currently talking to me right now." What. Is. He. Crazy? Dafudge. Facepalm.
His eyes finally shifted to mine. His bangs shadows his one eye slightly. Then opens his mouth to speak.
"Watch out young one. Or you shall be one of them." He said in a very low and calm. What happened to the joyous Xi earlier? Meh.
Then his alternated with his joyful one.
"Oh! Ah! Sorry Trius! I'm kinda spacing out..." Then he held his hand to his head. Looks like he's getting a headache. Should I help him? Nah. Bad Lex. XD
Then someone out of nowhere is in his back. My eyes widens. The air passes through me. It's!!!-
"Big bro?!-" I said in surprise.
"Shh~.Lil' sis~.
I'm still doing something." Then he chuckles with closed eyes. I backed away a little. My hands are now trembling. My eyes are shaking. The routine of the wind changed, even it's flow. My brother's a... A. A. A. My thoughts are mixed up. I can't stand this. I backed away more. Big bro's a... G-G-GIRL!!!!??????
Or should I say big sis.
"B-B-BRO!? WAIT. BRB. PROCESSING. PROCCESSING.PROCCESSING. PROCCE--- DAFUQ BRUH. YOU. ARE. A. GAY!!???"
My thoughts are totally mixed up
TOTALLY. "Um. Xi. What's going
On?" "And sis, or bro, wutever. WHAT HAPPENED!?"
Then Xi just smiled at me.
"My GF~~. For already 3 years~. Her name is Katie~. Be nice to her kay?" He smiled at me with closed eyes. Katie? GF? 3 YEARS!?
I suddenly ran like a cheetah to my brother.
"BBBBBBRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAKE THIS AHHHH!"
I hit my bro with my signature move. He's the one who taught me how to fight. And it became handy after those years.
"YOU GAY!!!!!!" I yelled and yelled.
"Sis! Stop! I am a girl okay!? Mom and dad kept that a secret from you because... Because... My sperm is more active than my egg. Even though i'm actually a girl. I kinda looked like a girl. But my growth hormones are for boys. Sorry sis. Mom and dad used me as an experiment.
Sorry..." He- or should I say she then scratched the back of her neck.
"Please tell me this is a prank brother Herod. Please. Do not disgrace our family name. We have a good company so SHUT THIS IF YOU ARE PRANKING."
Then flames of resolve started to engulf me.
"TAKE THIS! OTAKKKUUUUUUUU'S FLAME FIST ATTKING FINISH!!!"
Boom. K.O. I felt truimph. I had VICTORY.
"Pffft. Pfft." I can hear Xi's voice.
"Pfft--- BWUAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!OH GOD OH BWUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! AHHH TEARS OF JOY... BWUHAHAHAHHAHA. OMG. EPIC. FAIL. PRANK. OMG HEROD... YUR PRANK FAILED AS POOOP!!!!! BWUHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! NICE ONE... Uhmm... Trius?...auhm. Hello?? Trius? You in there. Trius hello? It's me. Xi----" I standed there frozen. I knew it. A prank. Since I was a little child, bro always have pranked me. But he's already 4th year highschool!! I taught he would finally be a responsible good brother. But he isn't. Still frozen. Fades away. My smile became a maniac smile.
I just turned into ashes.
Goodbye cruel world... Goodbye animes. Goodbye GTA. Goodbye everyone...
"So... Sis. Yeah... It was a prank. I-I-I'm sorry. Hehehehe. A good prank is always a good prank. Ne? H-h-h-hey sis? Look I'm sorry--" "YOU. AIN'T. SORRY. YOU DID THIS ON PIURPOSE. YOU-
FREAK!!!!" I bashed and got his collar then put him up. Two words. BEAST. MODE.
"Look sis i'm sorr-" I punched his sorry face in to the ground. Oh wait. We're in the rooftop! HAHAHA GOOD FOR PERVS. A BOY ACTIING LIKE A GIRL. WHAT. A. PERV.
"Brother..." I said with emotionless eyes. Then looks at him blankly.
"You. Just. Killed. My. Stomach."
I haven't ate lunch yet. I held my redened hand, it became red because of punchng too hard then put it to my groaning stomach.
"Hope you have fun Xi. I'm goin' to the canteen. Bye."
"Wait Trius!!!! It was a prank! Forgive me." He begged. LMAO.
Then I looked at him emotionless.
"Sorry. But my stomach is bleeding, so goodbye." I left him there, stunned. Whatever Xi.
I ate my homemade chocolate cake on a bench, where the tree is giving me a nice and cool shade on a hot summer.
Skies... What is he even talking about? Talking to skies? What are you Tsuna or something? I laughed at the thought. Then a middle schooler boy approached me. He has brownish gold hair with blue eyes. His hair is kinda messy, but makes him cute. His height is like... Uhm. 5.3" yup. Smaller than me. I'm 5.5" I'm pretty tall.
"Lextrius isn't it? You surely loves animes don't you?" He smiled at me. He then stroke my hair gently. "Uhm. Who are you?" I asked him suspiciously.
"Anyways. DO U READ MINDS!?"
I pointed at him with a scared, at the same time, shocked expression.
"Yes I do read minds. And I am Zeento, Zeento Anderson. The middle son of the principal."
He smirks. The son of the principal knows me? Wow.
"So... How did you know me?" I stared at him then looked closely.
"Chillax~." He fumbled his pockets.
"I'll give you a 100... If you... Follow me." He shows his 100 wooow. "Okay. So what is it?"
He smirks. "Good. Now..."
He snaps my finger. "Now... What?" I asked him with a confused look. He suddebly hands me the 100.
"Enjoy, Lextrius." Suddenly, everything went black.
What's going on?

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Such a short chapter ne~?
Sorry~. Anyways, sayonara!
(Goodbye).
The dude up there ia Herod by the way.

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