Natsu's Twin Sister!

Thanksgiving!!

•Natsu•

Food! Food! FOOD! All I saw was food in the guild. "Natsu. Stop drooling." Lucy pulled me away from the food.

"Please! Send me back to the food! They're calling me!" I pleaded at my wife. "No. Now let's sit down with the rest of the guild."

I sighed. The guild was having a Thanksgiving party for everyone and were invited. We were told that to wear something fancy, so Lucy made me wear a tuxedo.

I sat next to my sister. She was showing Al and Ed her Fire Magic. "You like it." she asked my nephews.

They both giggled and tried to touch it, but my sister would move her hand away and say "No, you will get an owie."

I looked at my boys. They were grabbing Lucy's celestial keys. "You guys like my celestial keys?" Rin and Gin were laughing.

They played with Lucy's celestial keys. Man, I'm bored. "Natsu are you ok?" I turn and look at the person. It was my sister.

"Yeah I'm fine. Just bored and hungry!" I really was hungry. Ever since I helped set up the buffet and placing the food, I was so hungry!

I can't resist, I just need one bite. "Natsu." I felt someone lightly push me.

"Are you even paying attention to Gramp's speech?" I snapped my way to Gramps who was standing on a chair and holding a glass cup of wine in his hand.

"I'm happy that I can have a great dinner with all my wonderful brats that are in this room." I couldn't take it anymore.

"I'm going to the bathroom." I whispered to Lucy. She nodded in response and I stood up.

I quietly and quickly make my way over to the buffet table. I hid behind the other side of the table and started to crawl under the table.

"Just one chicken wing." I started to look for the food, but then I spotted Gray from the other side of the table.

"Gray what the hell?!" I whispered/yelled. "Natsu?! You too?!" he whispered/yelled.

We started to fight. "Hey! I was here first!" I whispered/yelled. "No! I was!" he whispered/yelled.

"Shut up!" "No you shut up!"

"Ice-freak!"

"Flame-brain!"

"Frozen-loser!"

"Fire-idiot!"

"Elsa!"

"Hot-wait what?!"

"It's Elsa from that new movie that every little kid watches. It's about this girl who was born with ice powers and her name is Elsa. One day she and her sister, Anna, play with Elsa's ice powers in a giant ball room and have fun. Anna was jumping on the snow while Elsa made them, but Anna was going too fast and Elsa tried to save her, but accidentally hit her with her ice powers. So Anna and Elsa's parents go see these trolls and the trolls tell their parents that one a true loves kiss can break the spell that was in Anna and that Elsa needs to control her powers or else the people will hate her. So during the years that they grow up, their parents die and Elsa is sad, but her coronation day comes and she promised that she would hide her powers. Blah, Blah, there's love and etc. It's a great movie." I explained to Gray.

"Just watch the movie with me and there's a Frozen mini clip that's coming." "Woah! I definitely need to see that movie ." "Yeah, wait! Where were we?" "Oh yeah, back to the fighting."

"Hot sauce!"

"Popsicle stick!"

"Fire ass!"

"Ice ass!"

•Natsumi•

Where is my brother and husband? "Have a great thanksgiving everyone!" Gramps drunk his wine.

"Lucy have you seen Natsu or Gray?" I asked Lucy. "Come to think of it, Natsu said that he'd go to the bathroom, but he hasn't come back yet."

"That's strange cause Gray said the same thing." I began to look everywhere, the bathroom, the library, and the bar, but no sign of the idiots.

I sighed. I decided to ask Erza cause she could probably sense them from a mile away.

"Erza can you help me find Natsu and Gray?" I asked Erza. "Sure." We asked some of our guild members, but they replied with a "No." or "Sorry haven't seen them."

"Let's get some pie." I said. Erza and I made our way over to the buffet table. "This is really good pie." said Erza.

"Great, cause I volunteered to bring and make it." Erza kept grabbing pieces of pie.

"I also made this for you." I have Erza a strawberry cake. "Wow! Thanks Natsumi!" she gave me a bone crushing hug and took a bite of her cake.

"Yummy!" I smiled at Erza, but all of a sudden I felt a tap on my shoe. I look under the table and see a hand.

I would've screamed, but since I'm at a party, I didn't want to cause a scene and make everyone worry.

I look under the table and see my idiotic twin brother fighting with my moronic husband. "What the hell are you guys doing here?"

"Fighting." said Gray "And eating." Natsu showed me a chicken wing. I rolled my eyes and stood up.

"Idiots." I mumbled. I chatted with Lucy about training and then I heard an explosion.

I quickly turn around and see Erza in her Heaven's Wheel Armor. "Erza?! What happened?" I ran to Erza.

I then saw Natsu and Gray under the table and they were hugging each other. The two idiots were shaking in fear as Erza approached them. I also noticed a strawberry cake on the floor. Crap, those idiots must've made Erza drop her favorite cake.

"YOU DROPPED MY STRAWBERRY CAKE!" Erza had a dark aura around her. Her eyes were glowing a red and I swear I saw souls in her eyes.

"I-It was an a-a-accident." Natsu said while trembling. "W-we thought I-it was some e-else." Gray trembled in fear.

"YOU DAMN IDIOTS ARE GOING TO PAY!" Erza grabbed both by their collars, spun them around, and smashed their heads together. She then threw them to Laxus and Elfman who were chatting.

"Hey!" "What the fuck?!" Natsu and Gray were unconscious. "Erza what the hell?!" Elfman exclaimed.

"It's their faults!" Erza yelled. Oh no, I know what's going to happen. I grabbed my sons and so did Lucy. I guess we were thinking the same thing.

We hid behind the bar. "This always happens every year." Mira said with a smile.

I stood up and saw a chair coming my way. "Roar of the Fire Dragon!" The chair was blown into pieces.

The entire guild was fighting. Laxus and Max, Elfman and Erza, other guild members, and these two idiots that started this mess, Natsu and Gray.

"It's your fault!" "No! It yours!" We saw Gramps, Metallica, Grandeeny, and Igneel drinking some beer. "Gramps! Ignee!" I screamed.

"Grandeeny! Metallica!" Wendy yelled. "Fight! Fight! Fight!" the four chanted as they saw the fights.

Yep they're drunk.

I sighed. "At least we all had a fun Thanksgiving." I said to all the girls that were with me behind the bar.

"Happy Thanksgiving!" I hope this night ends well.

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A/N:

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving with your family and friends.

Enjoy the tasty foods that you receive and don't try to steal or drop Erza's strawberry cake like Natsu and Gray, idiots.

Happy Thanksgiving!