Hufflepuff: WOOOOOOOOO! *running around like a mad person*
Bill: what are the dares?
Hufflepuff: first off Pacifica, sing the narwhal song
Pacifica: Huh?
Hufflepuff: *cue evil smile* you heard me
Pacifica: *sings it*
Hufflepuff: :), Molly, you dared yourself to slap Bill 30 time. But, because I'm feeling a little extra evil today, so, I'm bumping it up to 40.
Molly: :). *slaps Bill*
Bill: OW!
Molly: *slaps Bill three times*
Bill: OW SHE SLAPS SO HARD!
-36 slaps later-
Bill: my face hurts
Hufflepuff: *laughing*
Molly: *bows* thank you
Hufflepuff:*takes waddles from Mabel*
Mabel: HEY!
Hufflepuff: you where dared to give him up for two hours.
120 minutes
Hufflepuff: now, while we're waiting on that, we are going to do my personal favorite dare.
Bill: what, throwing me in to a poison ivy bush?
Hufflepuff: no, but thanks for the idea.
Bill: -_-
Hufflepuff: you have to make Hogwarts a real place, so that I can go. *squeals inside head*
Bill: fine *makes it a real place*
110 minutes
Owl: *drops letter on Hufflepuff*
Hufflepuff: ITS MY HOGWARTS LETTER! WOOOOOOOOOO *fangirls*
Everyone else: *calming Hufflepuff down*
90 minutes
Hufflepuff: *jumpingvup and down* I get to go to Hogwarts, I get to go to Hogwarts, I get to go to Hogwarts, I get to go to Hogwarts, I get to go to Hogwarts, I get to go-
Bill: SHUT UP!
Hufflepuff: to Hogwarts
85 minutes
Molly: *slaps Bill again*
Bill: OW! why did you do that?
Molly: Just for fun!
Bill: -.-
Hufflepuff: WHO WANTS TO GO TO DIAGON ALLY WITH ME?
Bill: not me
Molly: Me!
Art: Me!
Mabel: can I have Wadels back?
Hufflepuff: no. *looks at Wadels* I wonder what he tastes like.
Mabel: STAY AWAY FROM HIIIIIIM!
Hufflepuff: nah I'm good.
Molly, Art, Hufflepuff, and Wadels: *teleport to diagon ally, via floo pouter.*
65 minutes
Hufflepuff: ew I got some in my mouth
Molly: what do we need first?
Hufflepuff: Well, I have a wand, an owl, and my robes, so let's start with books. I'm starting in fourth year.
They get the books
Art: what now?
Hufflepuff: CANDY!
Art: you need candy?
Hufflepuff: no, I just reeeeeeeally want some
Molly: that makes sense.
They get candy
Hufflepuff: *eating chocolate frogs* yummy!
Molly: *trying to get Art to eat an every flavored bean* Yep!
Art: *drinking butter beer* this tastes good (and for those of you who haven't read the book, butter beer isn't an alcoholic drink, and only effects house elves) and no I don't want a jelly bean.
20 minutes
Hufflepuff: I think we have everything
They teleport back
Dipper: hey guys.
Mabel: WADELS!
Hufflepuff: hi Dipper, and no! You still have twenty minutes!
Mabel: :(
Hufflepuff: cry me a river
Mabel: *starts crying*
Hufflepuff: NO! I didn't mean it! Agh, here take him back, just don't cry.
Bill: why do you freak out about people crying?
Hufflepuff: I have something called empathy, it makes me feel the way others do around me, most of the time.
Bill: oh
Hufflepuff: I MADE IT TO 50 CHAPTERS! WOOOOOO! Thank you all who have dared, and thanks you you all who just read. Y'all rock.
HTFT: now I'm almost to 200
Hfttiwt: WOULD YOU STOP DOING THAT!
HTFT: nu
