Panda: I DARE BILL TO BABYSIT RO AND MINI BOB!
Bill: What
Mini Bob: *jumps on bill* BE A HORSIE BE A HORSIE!
Percy: that is offensive to horses everywhere
Hufflepuff: give him a break, he's five.
Bill: where will you be going?
Hufflepuff: who feels like dinner and a movie?
Dipper: me!
Mabel: MEEEEE!
Kat: alright!
Panda: as long as we leave Bill alone with them, I'm fine
May: I'm with Panda
Art: as am I!
Percy: I could eat!
Lenny: where we going to go?
Hufflepuff: I feel like sushi
Percy: hey! Don't eat my family!
Hufflepuff: fiiiiine how about just Chinese food?
Percy: alright, but I've got my eye on you!
-everybody except Bill and the kids leave-
Bill: ...
Mini Bob: ...
Ro: ...
Bill: go to bed!
Mini Bob: no
Ro: yea! We want to play!
Bill: do what I tell you!
Mini Bob: your not the boss of us!
Bill: yes I am!
Mini Bob: no! Only Hufflepuff, Art, Panda, Billina, Merp, Soos, Gideon, Mabel, Dipper, Kat, Lenny, Waddles, Lumeo, Stan, Ford, Wendy, Pacifica, May, and Percy can tell us what to do!
Ro: yea!
Bill: that is literally everyone except me!
Mini Bob: Exactly!
Bill: I think that your spending to much time with Hufflepuff!
Ro: I think we're spending to little time!
Mini Bob: YEA!
-they laugh-
Bill: this won't be fun
Ro: yea it will!
;30 minutes later; -mini Bob is hanging off the fan-
Bill: HOW ARE YOU ON TGE CEILING! GET DOWN YOU IDIOT! HUFFLEPUFF WILL USE THE CRUSIATOUS CURSE ON ME IF YOU GET HURT!
Mini Bob: does that hurt?
Bill: YEA!
Mini Bob: Why?
Bill: DO YOU NEED A REASON?
Ro: *punches bill*
Bill: OW! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?
Mini Bob: your mean *starts swinging*
Bill: Stop!
/it breaks\
Mini Bob: *lands on couch* haha! That was fun!
Bill: agh! You two are insane!
/2 hours later\ -house is a mess, one more fan broke, three holes in the walls, four birds flying in the house, five color assorted stains on the carpet, six doors demolished, two children asleep on the floor, and one Bill passed out on a broken couch-
Hufflepuff: *walks in* WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?
Bill: *wakes up* AH! Um, I was about to fix it, but then part of the ceiling fell in my head, and knocked me out.
Hufflepuff: on a regular day, I would call you crazy, but looking at the house right now, I buy it.
Bill: it's actually worse than when I passed out
Dipper: *from his room* THEY DEMOLISHED MY BED!
Mini Bob: *slowly wakes up* huh?
Hufflepuff: Mini Bob, Ro, you two really misbehaved! But good job not listening to Bill!
Bill: O.o, you know what, he head hurts, I'm going to go to sleep. *goes to his room*
Dipper: shouldn't we stop him if he has a concussion?
Hufflepuff: do you want to?
Dipper: touché
