My Opinions on Ships

Pokéshipping (Ash X Misty, Pokémon)

HIDE YO KIDS

HIDE YO WIFE

CAUSE IMA BOUT TO RANT!

So, it has come to THIS. I didn't even put a picture for this ship. It does not deserve one. I'm about to tell you why. First off: Amourshipping basically just shot Pokéshipping in the head. Amour is so canon, especially with Serena THROWING HERSELF at Ash, and Ash being to dense to notice. It's too perfect.

Why I hate this ship? Well, first of all Misty and Ash were pretty much frenemies during the original episodes. They constantly insulted and roasted each other. Especially considering how dense Ash is, even though Ash considers Misty as a friend, Misty has overall left a bad impression on Ash.

Misty is a pretty good character in general, but Misty honestly is almost as hopeless for love as Iris. YES. I SAID THAT. 

Another thing that really that really annoys me is how desperate the Pokéshippers are getting. In their fanfictions, Serena is pictured as a heartless and mean person when she is NOTHING LIKE THAT. Why do Amourshippers picture Misty like that?

BECAUSE IT FITS MISTY'S CHARACTER. NOT SERENA'S.

I'm not saying that Amourshipping fanfictions are always accurate, and people can make characters how they want, but it's still really annoying.

I don't see Pokéshipping ever making a comeback.

Cause if it does, Amourshipping will crush it instantly. Guaranteed.

(Suggested by _Serena_Yvonne_)