Legends

The New Comissh

Romans POV

Friday night Smackdown. I didn't hate it but found it less interesting than RAW. It was...predictable.

Anyway, Vince had said on RAW that he had a massive announcement to make tonight that was going to rock the WWE to its core.

I was getting ready for my match with the Big Show, warming up and the like. Vince's music came on and he strutted to the ring with the usual theatrics and called all superstars and Diva's to the ring for an announcement.

We all went curious as to what was going on.. although I think Dean, John, The Taker and Sting knew something ... Every time they looked at each other they had big shit eating grins on their faces. I had asked Dean what was going on but he was being tight lipped. I know he wasn't very happy with me for my behavior recently when it came to women. But it was my coping mechanism... I had lost the one person who truly had loved me and I thought I would never see her again. I slept with so many for the simple fact I wanted to drive the images of her delicious body out of my head.... None had even come close.

Anyhow, once we were all assembled, Vince addressed the problem between Teddy Long and Vickie Guerrero . They had been arguing for weeks over who managed what.

"For my first announcement... Vickie and Teddy you have been causing a great deal of problems both backstage and in the ring... You have not been fulfilling your duties as I have come to expect of my managers... Therefore I have taken on a new commissioner to do exactly what you both should have been doing.. The Commissioner will be completely unbiased .... That being said... YOU ARE BOTH FIRED!!!"

"OH MY GOD!!" JR's Voice boomed

"Ohhhhh YESS!!" Jerry yelled

"Now kindly leave the arena or do I have to call security to remove the two of you..."

They both reacted badly Vickie with her trademark scream and Teddy looked crestfallen.

The crowd began singing "nananana nananana hey hey hey goodbye!!!"

They both left the arena in tears...

"For my Big Announcement. I would like the WWE Universe to meet the new Commissioner are you there?"

To everyone's amazement.. there on the big screen was the Hellhound doing some paperwork

Looking up she grinned and my God she looked great.

Jr, Jerry, the WWE universe and everyone began cheering

"Hey Vince, Hey WWE Universe... You guys up for some devillishly good fun tonight?"

The crowd went crazy

"What are you thinking Hellhound?"

"Well Vince, some of these matches need changing. Ok Lets see...... Dean Ambrose vs Wade Barrett...PUHLEASE. Lets make it more of a challenge. Dean Ambrose vs Kevin Owens for the Intercontinental title... Oh and Mr Owens any shit on your part I.e trying to get counted out etc will be met with you being stripped of the title and suspended indefinitely..... Are we clear?"

Both nodded Dean was grinning like a Cheshire cat. The crowd and other superstars were loving it.

Vince had a smile on his face as well....uh oh that meant trouble.

"Thats okay...Thats good okay next up.. Young Mr Henry"

"Yes ma'am.."

"You've been put in a match against Neville... Interesting but you both are capable of so much more so it will be a tag match ... lets see here against Randy Orton and Wade Barrett with a special stipulation... The Authority and the Nexus are banned from interfering in any way if it so happens they do they will have to go into a street fight at summer slam... A 13 man street fight."

"Oh My God!!" Jr yelled Holy Shit!!! She knew how to make matches!

Stephanie was Irate

"Oh yes Stephanie that street fight will include you so be warned gentlemen you will be putting the Billion Dollar Princess at risk and we don't want that do we?"

"Okay now for the Diva's. There has been a lot of bitching about who is the undisputed Champion so here's what we are going to do... A Diva Royal Rumble... Last woman standing is the Undisputed Champ and make no mistake any cheating will be met with severe repercussions... The cheaters will have to go one on one with...ME! And.. if they lose against me they will have to do a full strip tease at Summer Slam as a punishment for cheating!""

"WOOOHOOOHOOO!" Jerry was going nuts!!

Vince was overjoyed.

"Now then Sting and Taker ... you two boys up for some fun? How does a tag match against Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman grab you two. The Losers will become the personal slaves for a period of thirty days to the winners? And lets go one better the winners are allowed to do anything they like to the losers in that time..." Taker and Sting looked at each other and grinned nodding at the idea.

"Excellent.... Now then last but not least MR Reigns... Your match against the Big Show is now a steel cage match, however you will not be using weapons... this is going to be technical wrestling gentlemen so behave yourselves... That's good everything else looks top notch boss..."

ooooh man she was evil! i could hear a few low whistles and dayuuums being said.

"Thanks Commish see you momentarily" Vince turned to everyone an evil glint in his eye we hadn't seen for quite some time.

"You heard her ladies and gents... TO WAR!!"

I have never seen so many joyous faces both on the announce table in the ring and in the crowd.

Back in the locker room everyone was buzzing they were all glad we finally had someone in charge who wasn't going to take any shit... My happiness was dented simply because I knew deep down she would never hear me out again... Why had I been so damn foolish?

LATER THAT EVENING

I can only describe that RAW as the best ever... Brock and Paul had lost to the Taker and Sting and were currently having to crawl everywhere on leashes... It was Hilarious... Mark and Neville won but the Authority had interfered and the street fight was now official. Dean had beaten Owens with ease. I had just managed to win against the Big show but I was busted open and so was Show there were a few bumps and bruises in the Diva's match but Charlotte had won.

There were quite a few in the Trainers room and imagine our shock when the Hound came in and began helping out.

She even patched up the cut on my head. But she never looked at me nor spoke.

I relished her touch but all to soon she had gone and was working on Bray who had pulled his shoulder in his scheduled match against Batista.

When we were all patched up she asked us to gather at the back entrance once we all were there she came to the front. Silence fell

"Right Ladies and gentlemen I just want to say you all did great out there and I am extremely proud of each and every one of you... Keep up the good work... rest up heal and have fun this weekend. But I do apologize for you all getting a little beat up"

"Hey girl that's what WWE is all about" Kane chuckled

"You're forgiven" Vince laughed

I think we were all basking in her praise of all of us.

"See you all on Monday"

With a cheer and applause we all went out into the brisk spring evening.....