Organization XIII joins Facebook (Kingdom Hearts)

...What? (Christmas Short)

Roxas: So.. what is Christmas? I have been hearing this around the castle recently.

  Larxene: Its supposedly some sort of special day in which a special Heartless appears all over the worlds to devour children. It's a day of torture and agony.

  Roxas: Wait, really!?

  Larxene: No you dumbass. It's just some god damn children's holiday. Supposed to be cheerful.

  Xion: Hey Larxene! Be nice for once! It's Christmas!

  Larxene: And she's one of those cheerful brats.

  Xigbar: Get ready for the 24th kiddos! For that special someone! *snicker*

  Axel: We don't even have hearts to even be in love with anybody.

  Xion: Can't we at least pretend just this once?

  Axel: We have been "pretending" our entire lives as Nobodies!

  Saix: Everybody shut up! I my phone keeps going off because of this nonsense. Remove me from this godforsaken group chat.

It wasn't a very merry Christmas in the Castle That Never Was. Ever since Saix's short fuse lit, now nobody is safe, not even Xemnas.

A/N: A short Christmas special, I'll do one for my main cast of characters (Kazu, Ayako, Yuro, and Ami) in due time. So look forward to that. Also, I forgotten to do one for Thanksgiving, terribly sorry for that. Thanksgiving is important, giving thanks to our family members, but I was caught up in school so I wasn't able to pay attention. Once again, I'm sorry.