Ask & Dare TF2

Pick Up Lines

Bell: Question!

mysticfairy16 : Okay! Favorite pick up lines, go! I'll just save mine for last -\\\\\\-

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Your name must be Jarate, because you're making me wet...

GOD KILL ME!!!!

Bell: That's a good one! And God! DON'T KILL HER! KILL ME! SPARE HER! Anyways... I'm not very good at pick up lines... Unlike MarkipliersGF who's good at it ... But the guys can go first. I'll just go last until I come up with one *goes on Google*

Spy: Do we have to?

Bell: Yes. Either you like it or not...

Everyone: -groans-

Spy: Merde....

Scout: I'll go first.

"Bonk!" isn't gonna be the only juice I'll be drinking to night.

I'd bonk you anytime.

Babe, are you a hat? Because I want you on top of me.

You make me BONKers!

Capturing points isn't the only thing I can do fast.

Spy: -sigh- I guess I will go next... Ahem. Backstabbing isn't the only thing I can do from behind.

Amour, you put zee neat-o in incognito.

Are you a Sentry? Because I am going to take you down.

Bonjour, bébé. Did you 'it me wis a Spy-cicle? Because you are making me stiff.

You must be a Spy as well because I get very annoyed when I cannot see you.

Heavy: I will eat you like Sandvich.

Heavy's fists are not the only tings made of steel.

I share Sandvich with you, dah?

You sure you are not Sandvich? Because Heavy wants to eat you.

Heavy's heart is as big as Heavy's gun for you.

Demo: Hey there, lassie. I got my eyelander on you.

I know how to make you explode.

Sticky bombs aren't the only sticky things I fire.

Ya make my heart explode.

Are you a Sentry? Because I will blow you up.

Medic: Do you hafe a little Medik in your pocket? No...? Vould you like to?

I vill be your pocket Medic any time.

Liebe, let me heal your heart.

I am not like ze ozer Medics, liebling. I lofe hearing you skream my name.

I am fully charged in more zan one vay.

Pyro: *takes mask off slightly so only his mouth could show* There's a fire going in my pants... And only you can put it out.

Hey, baby. I'd like to make your belt jingle.

Is it hot in here or am I just murdering you with my flamethrower.

Are you a Pyro? Because you're burnin' up.

You wanna go set stuff on fire, cause you're hot enough to burn anything. *puts mask back on*

Soldier: ARE YOU A ROCKET LAUNCHER?! BECAUSE YOU BLOW ME AWAY!

THE ONLY THING SEXIER THAN A GORGEOUS WOMAN HOLDING A ROCKET LAUNCHER IS ONE WHO'S AS AMERICAN AS YOU ARE, CUPCAKE!

C'MERE AND I'LL SHOW YOU MY AMERICAN EAGLE.

IF GOD HAD INTENDED YOU TO BE CHILDLESS, HE WOULDN'T HAVE CREATED ME!

DID IT HURT WHEN YOU ROCKET JUMPED FROM HEAVEN?!

Sniper: Oi, Sheila. I've been scopin' ya out.

Moi roifle isn't the longest thing Oi got.

Oi'll give ya a real headshot. If ya know what Oi mean.

Oi'm gonna didgeri-do you.

Oi've been loving ya from a distance, let's change that.

Engineer: Looks like something's going up... But it ain't a Sentry.

Mah hat ain't the only thing that's hard when Ah see you.

You must be a spah sappin' ma heart, cause all Ah can do is chase after you.

Don't blow up ma Sentry. Ah'll give you somethin' else to blow, darlin'.

Are you a Engineer too? Cause you're erectin' ma dispenser.

Bell: *logs off Google* Okay... Uhm alright...

How about we push this cart back to my place.

You must be a Spy, nothing but a disguise could look that pretty/handsome (depends on who I'm saying this to unless I'm a lesbian. And Spy's already handsome sooooo...).

You're so hot, the extinguisher lands a critical on you every time.

Your parents must have been Pyros because they made you HOT. I'll walk myself out.

Wanna cap my first base?

*breaths and feels like dying* The most AWKARD experience in my entire life.

Scout: Says the one who didn't tell a not even one sex pick up line.

Bell: Well that proves I'm not at perverted as you guys. Tch. Animals you guys are...

Everyone: .....

Spy: Good point...

Bell: Anyway, since all THAT is over. Are there any more questions?