Bombs, Doves, Eagles, And Assistance

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Bell: Questions!

@Duncan_the_sniper: Dear bell, please tell spy that a bomb was left under his bed. If he asks just say it was demo. Because nobody questions a drunk man.
From Duncan~
P.s have a muffin that is attached to this note. 😀

Bell: A bomb? I guess we still have time before it goes off.

@Duncan_the_sniper: P.s.s the bomb will go off in 10 secons by the way.

Bell: Crap! *sees Spy walking towards his room* SPY THERE'S BOMB UNDER YOUR BED AND IT'S GONNA GO OFF IN 10 SECONDS!

Spy: WHAT?!

{10 seconds later}

Bell: *rages* IT WAS ALL A LIE! EVEN THIS MUFFIN!

Spy: What zee hell?

Bell: NEXT QUESTION BEFORE I KILL SOMEONE!!!

MarkipliersGF:Yes I haz more questions!  Medic? Why do you love doves so much? (i mean I love doves too so yeah I just want to know why you love them) Hey Soldier! Check out this eagle! *hands him an eagle* Engie! I request to be your assistant! *giggles* Can I please?

Medic: Bekause dofes are fery fascinating kreatures. And zhey are prettier birds zhen pigeons.

Soldier: *salutes* GOD BLESS AMERICA WITH THIS EAGLE!

Eagle: *salutes*

Engineer: Sure, darlin'. Ah don't mind a helpin' hand.

Bell: *calms down* Any more question or dares?

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