Bell: Question!
@PinkiePyro: Oh, I totally forgot about dares! I dare Sniper, to kiss Spy! :3333
Sniper: WHAT?!
Spy: WHAT?!
Bell & Scout: *laughing our asses off*
Spy: Non! I am not kissing zee bushman!
Sniper: And Oi'm not kissing the spook!
Bell: DO IT!
Sniper: NO!
Bell: DO IT!!!
Spy: NON!
Engineer: It is a dare. So ya gotta do it.
Medic: Ja.
Soldier: KISS ALREADY AND GET IT OVER WITH!
Demo: Do it, laddies!
Sniper: If Oi do this, Oi moight as well be drunk...
Spy: Yes. Demo, do you 'ave any liquor left?
Demo: *checks his fridge* Nope. Don't have any scrumpy left for ya.
Sniper: Awe piss...
Spy: DAMNIT!
Bell: KISS ALREADY!
Spy: UGH! MERDE! BELL, IF I COULD STRANGLE YOU I WOULD!
Bell: IF I COULD SMACK YOU I WOULD! OH WAIT! I CAN! *smacks Spy across the face* NOW KISS THE BUSHMAN!
Spy: *scowls* FINE!
Sniper: ...
Spy: *walks up to Sniper*
Sniper: *stares at him*
Spy: *stares back at him*
Bell: Dudes. Just kiss.
Spy: Alright! -sigh- *slowly leans in*
Sniper: *slowly leans in also*
Bell: *mutters* Ugh. They're taking forever. *walks behind Spy, and did a quick push running back to place quietly*
Spy: *falls onto Sniper smashing his lips onto his*
Sniper: *eyes widen*
Spy: *immediately pulls away, looking away face all red*
Sniper: *does the same*
Everyone except for me: *mouth hangs open in shock*
Bell: AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Scout: *starts laughing* HA! GAAAAAY!
Bell: *punches him* NOTHING IS WRONG WITH BEING GAY!
Spy: I AM NOT GAY!
Sniper: Me neithah!
Spy: IT WAS JUST A DARE! NOZING ELSE!
Sniper: Yeah!
Bell: Right~...
Spy: *glares at me*
Sniper: *frowns at me*
Bell: *I ignore them* Anyhoo. That was our first dare. And it's a really good one too! So are there any more questions or dares?
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Ask & Dare TF2
HumorYeah. As seen on the cover. Obviously, this is a ask and dare book where you can dare the TF2 crew and ask them questions. So go ahead! Don't be shy! (Do not own any Team Fortress to characters, they belong to Valve)k
