Sorry there is no picture, but I didn't find a single picture of Percy and Artemis together, but thank God for that. (Sorry if you ship Pertemis but in my opinion it is the WORST ship ever, other than Perianca[Percy and Bianca] and Lannabeth[Annabeth and Leo]. Also, this chapter is dedicated to a really awesome person who reads my book, Ask The Seven Demigods, and he also commented here suggesting that I do, Pertemis, so yeah. @RawrImaRaptor
Me: Welcome back to another chapter of What the Seven Demigods Think of Ships! Today they'll be reviewing the ship Pertemis!
Annabeth: Noooo!!!! Sink it!!!! Kill it with Fire!!!!! Stab it to death!!!! Do anything to it that kills it!
Me: *High fives Annabeth* You go girl! ABSOLUTELY NO PERTEMIS!!! It must die!!!!
Annabeth: And I do not want another repeat of the 'Kiss A Boy' chapter. {The 'Kiss A Boy' Chapter is in my Ask The Seven Demigods book, go check it out! :)}
Hazel: He he, yeah.... no.
Piper: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Just NO. Percabeth 4 Life!
Jason: Okay, Piper, you need to chill.
Piper: Did you just tell me to, chill??!!!
Jason: I-I'll go sit in the corner madam.
Leo: BURN IT. That's all I'm gonna say about it.
Frank: I don't really get it....Why would Artemis make all of her hunters swear off boys, and then she'd start going out with a boy?
Jason: Yeah, I get what you mean. Like who does that?
Frank: That's just wrong man. Artemis, you hypocrite!
Hazel: What's a hypocrite?
Annabeth: It's somebody who tells people not to do something, but they end up doing it anyway.
Hazel: Oh........ Now I get what you mean Frank.
Jason: I don't usually care about other people's love lives, cause that's my girlfriend's job, but for this one I'd have to say sink it.
Annabeth: Good choice Grace. You don't want a repeat of 'Intro/Harry Potter', do you? {Again, the 'Intro/Harry Potter' chapter is in my Ask The Seven Demigods book.}
Jason: Yes, madam.
Piper: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
Jason: Piper, you've got to stop saying-
Piper: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Leo: Ahhhh!!!! Somebody tell her to stop!!!!! Piper, sto-
Piper: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
*Percy walks in*
*Everybody stares at him*
*Annabeth frowns at Percy*
Annabeth: Seaweed Brain, you're late!
Percy: Oops, sorry Wise girl. What was I missing out on?
Leo: You're supposed to say what you think about Pertemis.
Percy: PERTEMIS??!! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PERTEMIS?!
Jason: Yeah we are, what's the big deal?
Percy: But I just had to kiss Artemis! {Again, this is mentioned in my Ask The Seven Demigods}
Annabeth: Ugh, don't remind me.
Piper: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
Annabeth: Shut up Piper!
Piper: Okay.
Leo and Jason: -_-
Frank: Sometimes I wonder if Annabeth is the one with charmspeak.
Leo and Jason: *nods vigorously*
Jason: I'm her boyfriend and she doesn't listen to me, yet she listens to Annabeth?! How does she do it?! I need to know!!!
Annabeth: *Flips hair* I have my ways. But you ain't learning them, 'cause I'm to cool for you Grace. *Snaps in 'Z' formation*
Leo: :o
Frank: :o
Jason: :o
Hazel: :o
Piper: :o
Leo: Since when did Annabeth become somewhat sassy?
Percy: Me, of course. I taught her. Yes, Persassy Jackson, King of Sass, taught another person how to be sassy. *Flips hair* But of course, I'm still the sassiest of them all. Ask my mirror.
The Seven: Bruh, we know you're the sassiest, don't rub it in even more.
Percy: *Smirks*
Me: People, people we're getting off track, let's go back to the subject now.
Hazel: Okay, Adrien. You heard her people, get a move on.
Percy: Well, as pretty and nice Artemis is, she's no match for my Wise girl. Sorry Arty, I love you, as a friend (maybe cousin?) and all, but I'd sink this ship. Just saying, she's not a very good kisser.
Hazel: Ew! No more talking please! I don't want my innocence to burn away!
Jason: Well, that's it and we'll see you next time on What the Seven Demigods Think of Ships!
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