What The Seven Think Of Ships

Percico

Me: Hello everybody and welcome back to another chapter of What the Seven Demigods Think of Ships! Today, they will be reviewing the ship, Perico!

Hazel: Yay!!!.....What's Perico?

Piper: *Face palms* You yelled, "Yay!" Without even knowing what it is?

Hazel: *Shrugs* I mean, I'm supposed to be the positive one out of all of us, you know? And I'm also the peacemaker.

Leo: Yeah, it's true.

Annabeth: I don't ship it, but I also don't hate it or like it.

Percy: I'm with Hazel on this one. What in Tartarus is Percico?

The Seven: ......................

Jason: I ship!!!!! Shippity, Ship, Ship!

Piper: Nope. Percabeth 4 Life! So, of course, I sink this ship. Sorry Nico.

Jason: No, Percico 4 life! Nico and-

Percy: Oh, so Nico's in this ship? Then, who's the other one in it?

Annabeth: The only one who has 'Per' at the beginning of their name!

Percy: Oh! Of course! Piper with Nico!

Annabeth: *Face palms* Seaweed Brain.

Percy: Since it's Piper with Nico, I don't ship it, so sink it!

Frank: Percy, Percico isn't Piper and Nico, it's You and Nico.

Percy: -_- Is this a joke?

Leo: Nope. It's true, Nico does actually like you.

Percy: Okay well, in that case, I don't ship it. Sorry Nico, but I'm straight and I love Annabeth. You really are a nice guy, but I don't ship, us.

Me: I also don't ship this because I am a Percabeth shipper.

Frank: I think Percabeth is too cute to break up. In other words, I don't ship Percico.

Piper: Frank has got his priorities straight, unlike someone I know. *Glares at Jason*

Hazel: I'm sorry Nico, but I don't ship Percico. I like you more with that Solace boy.

Leo: Sorry, to all who ship Percico, but I would sink this. Percabeth is just too cute to break.

Piper: Yes! *High fives Leo*

Jason: Hmmph Haters.

Percy: Well thanks for reading and we'll see you next time on What the Seven Demigods Think of Ships!