Aries: One two three I declare war on *Flips coin* ENGLAND!
Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day without rain, WE SHALL FEAST.
Gemini: Tell the King of Spain to gtfo because I don't care about his trading policy.
Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby.
Leo: Lets dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Presents for everyone, even the peasants!
Virgo: Shhhh...leave me alone. I'm in the middle of planning the next world war.
Libra: Hurry prepare a ball, and someone get me an outfit for it. I need to meet all the other monarchs and find my perfect match.
Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom wants to kill me. Lolol
Sagittarius: I declare today to be National get drunk day! Who's with me!?
Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKER
Aquarius: I command you to go prepare my lunch and bring me a couple of books!
Pisces: War?! I don't want to!! Why can't we all be friends?!?
ESTÁS LEYENDO
~The Zodiac Book~
De TodoAttention fellow Zodiac sign lovers!! This book has a lot of things that have to do with the twelve signs. Chapters will include traits, lists, scenarios, and much more! -Please Note- •I understand that not everything may be true, but disrespectfu...
