cobrakai1972: the police haven't busted down my door yet
you: I didn't ACTUALLY call the police
you: it's called sarcasm
cobrakai1972: are you TRYINH to tell me the king of sarcasm what sarcasm is?
you: you don't seem to have a very good grasp of the concept
cobrakai1972: that's because I'm from the 90s
you: you're so weird you know that
cobrakai1972: I have to go I'll be back in a jiffy
you: jiffy??
you: how old are you??
cobrakai1972: I was born in 1972 but I'm 22 funny story
you: gotta blast