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cobrakai1972: hello again

you: WAIT IS THAT YOU IN THE PICTURE

cobrakai1972: umm yes

cobrakai1972: I took tips from Kim Kardashian's how to take a selfie video

cobrakai1972: she's my favourite person ever

you: I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LOOK CRAZIER

cobrakai1972: LOL!

cobrakai1972: hey do u know how to get blood stains out of a t shirt

you: BOY DO I KNOW HOW TO

you: IM A GIRL I KNOW HOW TO GET BLOOD OUT OF ANYTHING

you: WAIT SHOULD I BE WORRIED

cobrakai1972: no

you: what happened

cobrakai1972: oh u know when u hit a vampire in the face with a metal pipe LOL!

you: no

you: no I do not

cobrakai1972: well ANYWAY this particular vampire (Elena Gilbert u may know her) decided that she had the AUDACITY to bleed all over my favourite shirt

cobrakai1972: sucks doesn't it

you: can't say I know the feeling

you: kai do u mean elena gilbert as in the cheerleader as in the girl who went out with stefan salvatore

cobrakai1972: well

cobrakai1972: yes

you: lmfao that awkward moment when u had the biggest crush on stefan salvatore ever

cobrakai1972: woah same

cobrakai1972: jk

cobrakai1972: I don't like him at all

you: you're just jealous

cobrakai1972: no

you: yes you are

cobrakai1972: stop changing the subject I need to get blood out of a shirt

you: ok ok

you: 3/4 ice cold water 1/4 peroxide

cobrakai1972: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

you: dw I gotchu boo

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