cobrakai1972: guess what
you: what
cobrakai1972: no you have to guess
you: ...
cobrakai1972: whatever I'll just tell you since you're a dumbass
cobrakai1972: I sucked up all the magic from an anti-magic border around mystic falls
you: uh
cobrakai1972: I KNOW RIGHT HOW EXCITING
cobrakai1972: but it also sort of sucks (pun intended) because now I have a vampire and I can't quite manage to turn her blood into acid #firstworldproblems
you: lmao
cobrakai1972: what is a lmao
cobrakai1972: by the way, do u follow Kim kardashian she twitters the funniest things
cobrakai1972: you there?
cobrakai1972: it's been an hour? Not gonna answer me?
cobrakai1972: I will hunt you down and kill you I swear to god
cobrakai1972: I am a sociopath and I have no problem with killing people who don't reply
cobrakai1972: I'm not kidding
