Please keep in mind this is meant to be funny (even though I'm not that funny) and I know nothing how military training works it's just an imagine to chill out and laugh. :)
Niall: alright boys we need to get back to base I need a wee
Louis: go in a bush your a man!
Niall: Nooooo I saw a spider
Harry: oh my god Niall just stomp on it
Niall: if I do I'll pee my self!!'
Liam: let's just go back so he'll shut up.
Niall: really mate? Rude!
Liam: not really
Niall: okay mr.i think I'm the next busts rhymes
Louis: you two are like a married couple
Harry: -whispers- I wish we where a married couple
Louis: I heard that
Harry: -blushes-
Niall: we gotta go back threw the land mines over here
Liam: they remind me of pancakes
Harry: mm pancakes I really like to burry my face in pancakes....
Louis: damn it Harold snap out of it
Niall: now now children's I'm a ninja master as you can see because last time I only almost blew up 37 times
-Niall jumps across while zig zagging threw fast-
Louis: -goes to step-
Niall: not there you stupid cunt
Louis: well then you little prick tell me where to step and put my fine a$$
Liam: guys just step where there's not a land mine
Harry: NO LIAM THEYRE PANCAKES!!!!
Liam: if you want to think that...
Harry: IM DOING IT FOR THE PANCAKES
-Harry leaps across-
Niall: Why can't you all be more like Harry damn it
Louis: Shut up before I purposely blow myself off
-Liam jumps around the land mines and gets to other side-
Louis: Look the chicken got to the other side
Harry: What are you talking about Louis that's Liam not you
-Louis laughs-
Louis: Alright that was a good one
Niall: oooo I smell BBQ!!!
-Niall walks across and nearly steps on 10 land mines-
-Louis finally gets across-
Niall: THANK YOU FOR FINALLY GETS YOUR ASS IN GEAR!!
Louis: hush up mate
Harry: -whispers- i wish you would make me shut up.
Louis: maybe later -winks-
-Harry blushes-
Niall: TO THE BATHROOMS!!!
Okay so I started this back in like December when i thought about how a sassy Niall would act and I forgot about it so i kinda just finished it. Its now July... Sooo im sorry its not really that funny butttt I did it for fun for a bit of a laugh... idkk Inbox us if you want an imagine... :)
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